I need help!!

Jul 5, 2000, 6:39 AM ET10 posts by 4 posters
Question

Poster asks for help recovering their own previous posts about Jerry and Kramer on marriage that were lost, while other users offer to share SNL Seinfeld spoof and MP3 files.

10 posts
Tariq Ashraf

Can somebody pease qend me a copy of the quotes i wrote About Jerry and kramer on MArriage?

I lost it...and i cannot recover that post from the news group...thx

Tariq

Yeah. I have it for sale. Interested??

"Switching it over to AM Searching for a truer sound Can't recall the call letters Steel guitar and settle down" jay farrar

Tariq AshrafFeelAlrite

FeelAlrite wrote:

Oh man can't you help a brother out?

Tariq

DaveTariq Ashraf

Here ya go, brother. Free of charge. :-)

Jerry: I had a very intersting lunch with George Costanza today.

Kramer: Really?

J: We were talking about our lives and we both kind of realized...WE'rE KIDS! We'RE NOT MEN!

K: So then you asked yourselves: isn't there something more to life?

J: YES WE DID!

K: Yeah, well let me clue you in on something: there isn't!

J: There isn't?

K: Absolutely not! I mean what are you thinking about Jerry? Marriage? Family?

J: Well th...

K: THEY'RE PRISONS! MAn- made prisons: You're doing time!
     You get up in the morning: She's there!
     You go to sleep at night: she's there!
      It's like you gotta ask permission to.. to use the Bathroom
      (Fake criyng tone) Is it alright if i use the Bathroom? HAAH?

J: YEAH?

K: Yeah and you can forget about wathcing Tv while you eatin'!

J: I can't?

K: (Famous) OH YEAAH! You know why? Because it's dinner time! And you know what you do at dinner?

J:What?!

K: YOU TALK ABOUT YOUR DAY!
    How was you day today?
    (Fast lines) Did you have a good day today or a bad day today?
    What kind of day was it? OOidon'tknowwhataboutyou how was your day?
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You don't have a clue do you??

"Switching it over to AM Searching for a truer sound Can't recall the call letters Steel guitar and settle down" jay farrar

Tariq AshrafFeelAlrite

FeelAlrite wrote:

First of all this a K-man line....

Second many helped me: They're brothers!

Tariq