Kramer's Lawsuits

Jul 18, 2000, 5:01 AM ET12 posts by 6 posters
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Mees Roelofs

Just found myself thinking about all the companies Kramer has sued during the series. Didn't get beyond two, but I'm pretty sure I've seen Jacky Chiles more than that.

These are the two I remember * Starbucks (or similar company), for serving too hot coffee. Settlement: free coffee for life (or a pretty long period) * Tobacco industry, for making his face look old. Settlement: Kramer as Marlboro man at Times Square.

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Mees Roelofs wrote:

In The Caddy: The O'Henry candy bar heir - Sue Sue Ellen, for wearing a bra in public causing Kramer to lose control of his car and sustain an injury that ended his attempt to become a golf pro. Case lost because the "bra does not fit" - like some other high profiles case.

Phil Morris played Jackie Chiles in: The Maestro, The Caddy, The Friar's Club, The Abstinence, and of course, the Finale1 and Finale 2

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Mees Roelofs wrote:

In The Caddy, Jackie sued Sue Ellen, heir to the O'Henry candy bar fortune, for wearing a bra in public and causing Kramer to sustain an injury that ended his attempt to be a golf pro. Case was lost when the bra did not fit - like some other high profile case.

Phil Morris played Jackie Chiles in : The Caddy, The Maestro, The Friar's Club, The Abstinence, and of course came to their defense in The Finale 1 and Finale 2.

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Mike M.Mees Roelofs

I believe the first lawsuit was when Kramer & Jerry were suing the heir to the Oh Henry candy company (was it Susan Nishke (sp?)), for they got into a car accident due to there inability to concentrate on the road because she was only wearing a bra as a top.

And dont forget the season finale, where Jackie represents all four as defendants for being prosecuted on the "Good Samaritan" law.

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Peter MorrisMike M.

Sue Ann Mishke?

Kramer also sued a coffee shop chain over coffee that was too hot. He settled for free lattes (much to Jackie's chagrin).

hyperspasticMees Roelofs

He also takes the Mars candy lady to court....

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hyperspastic wrote:

(O'Henry)

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Tariq AshrafThe News Guy(Mike)

"The News Guy(Mike)" wrote:

Hi there Mike...

may i ask you about two things?

1.Were to find seinfeld full scriptson the net? And cool quotes

  • What's the end to this one:

�I�m telling you it�s her! Ow you�re crazy! Am I? Or am I so sane that you just blew your minds! It�s impossible! Is it? Or is it so possible that your head is spinning like a top! It can�t be! Can it? Or his your entire world just crashing........

THX

Tariq

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Tariq Ashraf wrote:

If you mean "Original" scripts - there are many being sold on eBay. If you mean "transcribed" scripts I, and many others have them on our web sites.

"Ah, you're crazy."
    "Am I?  Or am I so sane that you just blew your mind?!"
"It's impossible!"
    "Is it?  Or is it so possible that your head is spinning
     like a top?!"
"It can't be."
    "Can it?  Or is your entire world just crashing down all
     around you?"
"All right, that's enough."
                   - Jerry and Kramer, in "The Stall"
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Tariq AshrafThe News Guy(Mike)

thank you very much!!!!

Tariq (Honda: Engineering is our Art)

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Tariq Ashraf wrote:

You're Welcome.

And my son's XR100 is one of the best bikes ever made! Great machine - loads of fun!

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hyperspasticTariq Ashraf

Man, I can't believe I messed up the O'Henry part. I have seen that episode many times... Oh well.

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