"Whatever is necessary." (huh!,ugh!) "So I pull him out of the seat, now I'm driving the bus." "You're Batman!" "Yeah, I am Batman. So as I'm driving the mugger comes to. So I'm fighting him off with one hand and driving the bus with the other you know. I managed to kick him out the door you know with my foot you know at the next stop." "You kept making all the stops?" "Well people kept ringing the bell!"
ALL-TIME, GREATEST KRAMER SCENE
Now that's an absolute classic. You're already about to piss your pants with laughter when he says "Well people kept ringing the bell!"
Kramer was also priceless in pretty much the whole episode "The Apology" right from when the soap suds were leaking out of his trouser leg until he disposes of the fresh lettuce leaves in his shower!
I also liked the short scene in "The Puerto Rican Day" where Kramer sits in the car that looks exactly like Jerry's Saab and says he can't get through or something, and receives the reply "Well, it is OUR day" You've just got to roll around on the floor after seeing that scene!
Can t remember the episode, but from the last season :
Jerry tells her girlfriend how he has to get rid of his belt beacuse it touched the sink in the bathroom.
Girl : So you are totally crazy. Jerry : Oh yeah...
(Kramer does his entrance to the appartment - very short pause follows)
Jerry : But of course it s a sliding scale...
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Yeah, this one was a killer!! What episode was it in??
Luther Zevenbergen wrote:
The Fire - Kramer's heroic bus event was in contrast to George's cowardice, knocking down women and children as he was fleeing the fire.
How about when Kramer tells George's grilfriend..."Your as pretty as any of those other girls......You just need a nose job, thats all" LOVED IT!!!
When he's training as a 'ballman'... "I may be old, but I'm spry"
When he walks into Jerry's apartment wearing the jeans that are too tight. He steals the scene without saying a word.
Episode: The Revenge
Kramer is getting revenge on the laundromat, thinking the counterman had stolen $1500 Jerry left in his clothing, by dumping a bag of cement in a washer, hoping it will solidify. This episode (#12) from the second season is an early example of Kramer's physical comedy ability.
Since it's impossible to pick just one, I will mention this.
Episode: The Sniffing Accountant
Kramer's scene inside the bar is choice. The beer, the cigarette, getting whopped in the head. Finally busting into the bathroom stall to take a photo. Episode #68, season five.
You've got to agree with JW3045...the scene in "The Sniffing Accountant" is one of the greatest. I just saw the abovementioned episode and Kramer is priceless with his piece of undercover work in the bar. When he's smacked on the head there is so much laughter it leaves you breathless, and then when you recover Kramer starts drinking his beer while still smoking... A real classic.