When did Jerry start drinking coffee?

Jun 15, 199816 posts by 11 posters
Question

Fans discuss an inconsistency in Jerry's coffee drinking habits across the series, noting he claims not to drink coffee in one episode but drinks it throughout the show.

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NetAbuzer

He told Bookman that he doesn't drink coffee . . . but he does throughout the series. When did he start?

   This is off the top of my head ... but I seem to remember an episode
where Jerry says he goes out for his coffee (to Monks?).
   Maybe one of the NG members who has every episode memorized (I've seen
them all, but I haven't gone that far) will remember this.

You know, this brings up another inconsistancy in the writing. It's a little unfair since it involves the pilot but still......in the pilot Claire brings out two pots of coffee, "decaf left, regular right, very challenging work". She gives Jerry the regular and George the decaf. Later in "The Dog" when Elaine and George are making fun of Jerry George mentions that Jerry doesn't drink caffine even though morning thunder has caffine in it..........

I always get the feeling that when lesbians look at me, they're thinking, *That's* why I'm not a heterosexual.

You know what? I remember that, too. "I get my coffee on the outside!!"

Sydney.

DaveNetAbuzer

He told Bookman that he doesn't drink coffee . . . but he does throughout the series. When did he start?

Did he say he didn't drink coffee, or did he say he didn't keep coffee in the house? [email] replace EYE with I (Hammer nail here--> <-- for a new monitor.)
NetAbuzerDave

Dave wrote:

NetAbuzer wrote:

He told Bookman that he doesn't drink coffee.

MaverickDave

He tells him that he doesn't keep it in his house. He has, however, in another episode been quoted as not drinking caffeine.

Dave wrote in message ...

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The News Guy(Mike)NetAbuzer

NetAbuzer wrote:

Here is the conversation with Bookman...

The first scene, in Jerry's apartment, begins with Jerry opening the door for the curmudgeonly "Lieutenant Bookman":

Oh, I'm glad you're here, so we can get this all straightened out. Would you like a cup of tea?

You got any coffee?

Coffee?

Yeah. Coffee.

No, I don't drink coffee.

Yeah, you don't drink coffee? How about instant coffee?

No, I don't have--

You don't have any instant coffee?

Well, I don't normally--

Who doesn't have instant coffee?

I don't.

You buy a jar of Folger's Crystals, you put it in the cupboard, you forget about it. Then later on when you need it, it's there. It lasts forever. It's freeze-dried. Freeze-dried Crystals.

Really? I'll have to remember that.

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I have also often thought of that inconsistency because Jerry drinks a lot of coffee other times.

But he does say he 'goes out for coffee'.(or something like that.)

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But look at the quote in context. It may have been a 'knee jerk' defensive response to Bookman's aggressive line of questioning??

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Ahhh, but Bookman says he'd be happy with instant coffee -- Folger's crystals ... same preperation time as tea ... stick the cup of water in the microwave, then add the crystals ... no, that excuse doesn't work either.

Okay, maybe you have a point about the time involved; But anyone who knows anything about the enjoyment of REALLY GOOD instant coffee knows you mix in the crystals FIRST, then heat the prepared coffee. Call Folger's or Taster's Choice or any of those guys and ask. Those toll free numbers aren't just for show!

bill

    I'm still waiting for one of the geniuses on this NG (you know who
you are) to come up with the episode where Jerry says he goes out for his
coffee ... several of us Seinfeld non-geniuses have posted that we
remember that he said it ... now somebody has to come up with the episode
and the exact conversation.<
   Come on, if we can't answer that ...<

I remember the quote: something along the lines of: i dont keep coffee in the house, i go out for coffee! .... another thing i happen to notice about coffee, i remember seeing Chock Full o Nuts in Jerry's cupboards... it seems like a silly thing to remember but it always seems to catch my eye.

-andy

Jerry says to George in an irritable tone that he "gets his coffee on the outside" in the Contest episode. They were both irritable due to their lack of self-satisfaction....