Many people in this NG have paraphrased the various descriptions given of George, Elaine, and Kramer in "The Movie" episode which inspired me to "go to the videotape". Here are the EXACT quotes, in order. Enjoy...
Kramer re George: "Do me a favor - you see a guy that's about five-feet-eleven, he's got a big head, flared nostrils - tell him his friend's gonna be right back, OK?"
George re Kramer: "Excuse me, have you seen a guy with, like, a horse-face, big teeth, and a pointed nose?"
Cashier re George: "There was a short guy, with glasses, looked like Humpty-Dumpty with a melon-head; but he left."
George re Elaine: "I went in with a pretty woman, you know, kinda short, big wall of hair, face like a frying pan."
Elaine re Kramer: "Oh, hey, listen, by the way, have you seen a tall, lanky doofus with a bird-face and hair like the Bride of Frankenstein?"