Seinfeld & Cars

Apr 8, 2001, 4:29 PM ET22 posts by 12 postersalt.tv.seinfeld
Question

Fans compile a comprehensive list of Seinfeld episodes where cars play significant plot roles, from parking garage mishaps to vehicle purchases and mechanical disasters.

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Slatconsultingalt.tv.seinfeld

Off the top of my head, episodes where cars play a big role and are not just incidental to an episode. Anymore?

1. Can't find car in parking garage 2. George in parking space dispute with bald guy 3. Mechanic steals Jerry's car; tailed by Kramer and Newman in the postal van 4. Jerry's car has bad BO 5. Elaine's a bad driver 6. Gang parks in handicap spot 7. Jerry buys new car from Puddy at dealership; Kramer goes for test drive 8. Jerry and Kramer distracted by woman wearing bra, leading to accident 9. Mental patient lands on George's car 10. "Bad boy" George borrows Dad's GTO to impress girl 11. Jerry and George take limo ride with Nazis 12. "White Whale" Newman is scofflaw who evades parking tickets 13. Kramer puts blood is Jerry's radiator 14. George supposedly buys Jon Voigt's car 15. Kramer drives to California but car breaks down; catches lift in van 16. Car rental company loses Jerry's reservation; George gets into accident with Jerry's rental 17. Jerry buys Dad a Cadillac 18. Jerry buys Dad a second Cadillac, but Jack Klompus ruins it 19. Kramer adopts a highway and widens the lanes; Newman's postal van catches fire 20. Prostitutes are turning tricks in George's car 21. Puffy refuses to work on Jerry car's after Jerry accuses him of stealing his "move" 22. Jerry wins a free van 23. Jerry and the gang get stuck in Puerto Rican Day traffic jam 24. George drives over squirrel 25. Bald guy trapped in Jerry's trunk 26. Mental patient fiddles with George's engine, which catches on fire in front of Monk's restaurant

<<21. Puffy refuses to work on Jerry car's after Jerry accuses him of stealing his "move">>

You'll now refer to him as "P. Diddy," thank you very much.

As a rule, those who use the expression "How cool is that?" have absolutely no idea what cool is.

Slatconsulting wrote:

Oh, This looks like a LIST!!!!!!!

George's old neighbour tries to fix his LeBaron and screws it up. [The Gum?]

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Elaine's wild ride on the Van Wyk [The Bus Boy]

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The Puerto Rican Day is ALL ABOUT cars actually, Elaine's-footstep-speed-taxi-ride, Kramers plan to leave the SAAB and remove the serialnumbers (or whatever they're called) and claim the insurance-money, The way Jerry's Black SAAB ends up face down against the front of a house (The way he puts on the alarm as the gang leaves is great! * bleep-bleep * )

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How about George follows a driver who he thought gave him the finger with a yankee's player on the way to the telethon.

Matthew

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Martin Agren wrote:

The one where George parks his car at the stadium and goes on vacation, so his boss thinks he is the first one in and the last to leave.

Michael X. Goodrich

"Hey Martin, tell him what we do with squealers." "I don't know... Is it worse than what you do to people who have to go to the bathroom?"

Okay, I have added a few more and tried to put the episode names in. Any more? Episodes? (most are from Slatconsulting's post)

Off the top of my head, episodes where cars play a big role and are not just incidental to an episode., Anymore? , Corrections?

1.   Can't find car in parking garage [The Parking Garage]
2.   George in parking space dispute with bald guy [The Parking Space]
3.   Mechanic steals Jerry's car; tailed by Kramer and Newman in the postal van
[The Bottle Deposit]
4.   Jerry's car has bad BO [The Smelly Car]
5.   Elaine's a bad driver [???]
6.   Gang parks in handicap spot [The Handicap Spot]
7.   Jerry buys new car from Puddy at dealership; Kramer goes for test drive [The
Dealership]
8.   Jerry and Kramer distracted by woman wearing bra, leading to accident [The
Caddy]
9.    Mental patient lands on George's car [The Bris]
10. "Bad boy" George borrows Dad's GTO to impress girl [?????]
11. Jerry and George take limo ride with Nazis [The Limo]
12. "White Whale" Newman is scofflaw who evades parking tickets [The Scofflaw]
13. Kramer puts blood is Jerry's radiator [The Blood]
14. George supposedly buys Jon Voigt's car [The Mom and Pop Store]
15. Kramer drives to California but car breaks down; catches lift in van [The
Keys??]
16. Car rental company loses Jerry's reservation; George gets into accident with
Jerry's rental [The Alternate Side]
17. Jerry buys Dad a Cadillac [The Cadillac]
18. Jerry buys Dad a second Cadillac, but Jack Klompus ruins it [ The Money]
19. Kramer adopts a highway and widens the lanes; Newman's postal van catches fire
[The Pothole]
20. Prostitutes are turning tricks in George's car [The Wig Master]
21. Puddy refuses to work on Jerry car's after Jerry accuses him of stealing his
"move" [The Fusilli Jerry]
22. Jerry wins a free van [The Junk Mail]
23. Jerry and the gang get stuck in Puerto Rican Day traffic jam [The Puerto Rican
Day]
24. George drives over squirrel [The Merv Griffin Show]
25. Bald guy trapped in Jerry's trunk [The Susie]
26. Mental patient fiddles with George's engine, which catches on fire in front of
Monk's restaurant [The Gum]
27. George gets the job of moving parked cars [The Alternate Side].
28. Elaine battles the Van Wyk on a desperate Airport run[The Bus Boy]
29. George is making good time and losses Jerry [The Bubble Boy]
30. Testicoff throws Elaine's organizer out the limo roof [The Marine Biologist]
31. George follows a driver who he thought gave him the finger with a Yankee's
player on the way to the telethon. [The Pledge Drive]
32. Jerry witnesses a car accident. [The Good Samaritan]
33. Jerry and George ride in a police cruiser in LA and let out the serial killer.
[The Trip]
34. George takes a slow taxi ride from the labor office to Jerry's to get to the
phone. [The Boyfriend]
35. Jerry takes a cold car ride home in Kramer's convertible and catches cold [the
Stranded]
36. Kramer's wild ride on the fire truck [????]
37. Elaine has an accident running into Ping [The Virgin]
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Another one from The Parking Space - on their way back from the flea market, George damages Jerry's car when Elaine moves the rear view mirror. Later Elaine makes up the elaborate story about being chased by a wild band of teenagers so that Jerry doesn't get upset about the noise that the car is making.

Chris

1. Can't find car in parking garage [The Parking Garage] 2. George in parking space dispute with bald guy [The Parking Space] 3. Mechanic steals Jerry's car; tailed by Kramer and Newman in the postal van [The Bottle Deposit] 4. Jerry's car has bad BO [The Smelly Car] 5. Elaine's a bad driver [???] 6. Gang parks in handicap spot [The Handicap Spot] 7. Jerry buys new car from Puddy at dealership; Kramer goes for test drive [The Dealership] 8. Jerry and Kramer distracted by woman wearing bra, leading to accident [The Caddy] 9. Mental patient lands on George's car [The Bris] 10. "Bad boy" George borrows Dad's GTO to impress girl [The Little Kicks] 11. Jerry and George take limo ride with Nazis [The Limo] 12. "White Whale" Newman is scofflaw who evades parking tickets [The Scofflaw]

13. Kramer puts blood is Jerry's radiator [The Blood] 14. George supposedly buys Jon Voigt's car [The Mom and Pop Store] 15. Kramer drives to California but car breaks down; catches lift in van [The Keys] 16. Car rental company loses Jerry's reservation; George gets into accident with Jerry's rental [The Alternate Side] 17. Jerry buys Dad a Cadillac [The Cadillac] 18. Jerry buys Dad a second Cadillac, but Jack Klompus ruins it [ The Money] 19. Kramer adopts a highway and widens the lanes; Newman's postal van catches fire [The Pothole] 20. Prostitutes are turning tricks in George's car [The Wig Master] 21. Puddy refuses to work on Jerry car's after Jerry accuses him of stealing his "move" [The Fusilli Jerry] 22. Jerry wins a free van [The Junk Mail] 23. Jerry and the gang get stuck in Puerto Rican Day traffic jam [The Puerto Rican Day] 24. George drives over squirrel [The Merv Griffin Show] 25. Bald guy trapped in Jerry's trunk [The Susie] 26. Mental patient fiddles with George's engine, which catches on fire in front of Monk's restaurant [The Gum] 27. George gets the job of moving parked cars [The Altermate Side]. 28. Elaine battles the Van Wyk on a desperate Airport run[The Bus Boy] 29. George is making good time and losses Jerry [The Bubble Boy] 30. Testicoff throws Elaine's organizer out the limo roof [The Marine Biologist] 31. George follows a driver who he thought gave him the finger with a yankee's player on the way to the telethon. [The Pledge Drive] 32. Jerry witnesses a car accident. [The Good Samaritan] 33. Jerry and George ride in a police cruiser in LA and let out the serial killer. [The Trip] 34. George takes a slow taxi ride from the labor office to Jerry's to get to the phone. [The Boyfriend] 35. Jerry takes a cold car ride home in Kramer's convertible and catches cold [the Stranded] 36. Kramer's wild ride on the fire truck [The Secret Code] 37. Elaine has an accident running into Ping [The Virgin] 38. George parks his car at the stadium and Jerry and Kramer have it in an accident so Steinbrenner thinks George is dead. [The Caddy] 39. "Saddam Hussein" double parks his car and Kramer can't get his heaterless car out to pick up Jerry and Elaine at the bakery. [The Dinner Party] 39. Elaine makes up a story about being chased by wild teenagers so Jerry feels good about the noise in the car. [The parking Space]

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Mike, this is gonna get much longer. Nearly every episode has a car in the plot, some have more than one. This may end up longer than the food list. You should break it down by types of vehicle.

Work vehicles like the moving van that Denim Vest copied the phone number off of to give to Elaine or the trucks that 1. were blocked my George and Mike's parking dispute and 2. Ran down and pulverized George's Frogger machine.

Cabs. Dozens of them, my favorite cabbie was the "You should go to prison! You should eat prison food for the rest of your lives! Get out! Get out of my cab!" guy from "The Understudy."

Private cars, limos, the rental that Jerry drove into a swimming pool, I don't know, there's gotta be hundreds. The list will be unmanageable unless it's broken down in some way.

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Dave wrote:

But I think the original poster want's to focus on the CAR being the central theme - a cabby that yells at George is not quite the same thing; the vans (I agree, there were a lot of vans too - "abortion/choice", "moving Keith", etc. but the van itself was not central to the plot idea.

I know the line is not a fine one but there it is. Comments?

At least a new list beats - "where can I download eps?"

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"The News Guy(Mike)" wrote:

True.

How about the car service guy that drove the gang to the US Open tennis tournament? That driver was integral.

Dave

In article , "The News Guy(Mike)" wrote:

This was certainly in The Wait Out - Elaine was driving badly when she got the call about the breakup.

It's nice to be liked. But it's better by far to get paid.

Mazzy wrote:

Right, Thanks.

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In article , "The News Guy(Mike)" wrote:

The Little Kicks - he met the girl at the party where Elaine 'danced'.

Man, we could live phat if we were the blunt connection in Shermer, Illinois

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Does a "rickshaw" count? [The Bookstore] :-)