Just writing to get views on your favourite quote.
Mine is the one from 'the blood' where kramer is taking vegetables out of Jerrys fridge and says 'I may have to take it, but I don't have to like it!'.
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Mine would be "please, a little respect. for I am Costanza, Lord of the idiots" (George in The Apartment)
Potentially as simple as
Jerry: Oh, I'm stressed!
(if nothing else, I like that whole dialogue)
"The sea was angry that day my friend...like an old man trying to send soup back into the deli."
speaking of soup..."NO SOUP FOR YOU"
"Dawid Naud�" wrote in message news:9cpte1$lj3$[email]...
You know I always wanted to pretend to be an architect.
".......but, you're a cashier!!" Jerry to Marlene, who wouldn't be with him because his act was just "so much fluff"
Makes me crack up every time I think of it!!! .....but then, I'm easily amused.....
Cousin Brucie at the Jersey Shore
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G: "I'm off bread!!" J: (give me a break) "Your off bread!"
Jerry: And you want to be my latex salesman.
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Not a quote but i think its hilarious when Kramer is given Elaines bike after fixing her back and he comes back from his ride around town and circles Jerry's apartment before reaching the door to leave and Elaine SLAMS it shut. The way he falls off the bike is totally hilarious!
Kramer is the absolute best slapstick performer i have ever seen.
That's one of my favourite bits too.
G: Do women know about shrinkage? E: What do you mean, like laundry? J: Like when a man goes swimming... afterwards... E: It shrinks? J: Like a frightened turtle! E: I don't know how you guys walk around with those things.
dh
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Too many to count.... How about:
"I'm Out!" - Kramer (The Contest)
or earlier from the same episode:
Kramer: Yeah, I want in (into the contest) Jerry: You? You'll be out before we get the check!
or:
"Maybe I'll go visit my mother...she just bought me some new panties, and they're *all* laid out for me! - Elaine
or this tidbit from a raving Steinbrenner, recommending George seek professional help: (something like:)
"I know a guy who was obsessed with lactating women.... They cured him -- although he still eats a lot of cheese..."
I'm not sure what it means, but that was the funniest line I've ever heard!
~John
They shrink? - Elaine
Kramer to Jerry: "You just blew my mind !"
Can't remember the episode... can anyone remember?
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Phil Campbell wrote:
-Kramer to Elaine.
sweet. thanks
On Thu, 03 May 2001 17:52:33 GMT, "Phil Campbell" wrote:
I think he says it in more than one episode but the one i am thinking of is when he gives elaines number to a faxed menu service.
Scott
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"The Pez" GEORGE'S PIANO PLAYING CHICK--I,am breaking up with you GEORGE--You cant break up with me,i got hand. THE CHICK--And now,you're gonna need it!!!!
"The Hot Tub" KRAMER:Jerry,look how tense you are,you need to take a soak... JERRY:I'm not taking a soak in that human bacteria frap you got going there....
"The Hot Tub" GEORGE:You tell that son of a bitch that no Yankee is ever coming to Houston,not as long as you bastards are running things....
George: You wanna get nuts? LET'S GET NUTS!
It's so george!
On Wed, 2 May 2001 23:18:59 +0200, "Dawid Naud�" wrote:
As for great use of language I'd say '...there's not enough voltage in the world to electroshock me back into coherence...' spoken by George when is mother was suddenly 'out there', don't remember which ep.
Also: just about every line in The Contest...
Nobody's Fool
Jerry's improvised line in The Junior Mint: "Then we'll go watch them slice this fat bastard up."
"I did something stupid......" It's from the episode where Jerry shaves his chest and Kramer tells him not to do that. Diser
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I like this one too. It's not well known, though. The way he said the line is what really makes it funny.
On Fri, 4 May 2001 09:50:03 +0200, "Diser" wrote:
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A classic from the same episode, Jerry talking about Kramer's blood.
"I can feel his blood inside me...borrowing things from my blood!"
I gotta say it was " So you know how to take a reservation, but you dont know how to keep it" Well something like that. And then when he says, " Yes I want the insurance cause I am going to destroy this car" Again, I dont know the way it was said but you guys do.
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That's one of Jerry's best physical comedy bits too, when he's waving his arms around demonstrating the reservation taking.
I'm not a lesbian! I hate men, but I'm not a lesbian!
Kramer: To them it's just a write-off... Jerry: I bet you don't even know what a write-off is, do you? Kramer: No, do you? Jerry: No. Kramer: But THEY do, and they're the ones writing it off!!!
I just love that bit!
wouter
I like the one from the muffin episode where Elaine asks Kramer to transport some stumps and he replies something like "oh it's old veterans" or something like that!
"Wood, Jerry. Wood."
George: It's not a lie if you believe in it.
mine is "senerity now" and "huchi muma" "Dawid Naud�" wrote in message news:9cpte1$lj3$[email]...