Pretzels and Snapple

Some updated information on the real-life goings-on of Jason Alexander and Snapple Natural Beverages.

-Jason Alexander is now featured in the ROLD GOLD pretzel commercials.

-According to "Good Day, New York," Snapple is now creating a new advertising campaign to refute the rumor that they have been involved with the KKK. The three owners have released a statement explaining that "three Jewish guys from NY" were in no way associated with the KKK.

Just a few tidbits..... Tara (loyal to Raspberry & Peach Iced-Tea Snapple)

"These pretzels are making me thirsty." "Snapple?" "Nah....too fruity."

What does the KKK have to do with Jason Alexander?

wrote:

Well, he _is_ O'Brien, isn't he? 8)

In article [email] (Frank Serpas III) writes:

Noo!! NOOO!!! I'm *NOT* O'Brian!!!! I'm Murphy!!!! I'm Murphy!!!! Jerrrrrrrrrrrrrrr-ryyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!!!!!!!!!!!

-Chris

[email] (Tara D. Mahon) writes:

Yeah, I heard something about the Snapple rumor on radio station 99 X in Atlanta this morning. The dj's were telling callers that the k on the label stands for "kosher" and not "KKK" ... and the ship on the label is the Boston Tea Party and not a slave ship. sheesh!

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All this talk about Snapple being involved with KKK and earlier claims that it was contributing money to Pro-Life Anti-Abortion Causes is nothing more than a bunch of planted media stories by Snapple's two main competitors(both based in NorthEast) to curb Snapple's unbelievable success. Snapple has been basically wiping out the competition in the juice market for the past year or so and no wonder those companies who make piss drinks for a living are getting mad...

-Mark

PS By the way 'K' on the bottle stands for 'Kosher'. Snapple competitors do not only make crappy products, they also are narrow-minded fools who think general American public is still behind times...