SEND ME YOUR ENDINGS. RICHARD ROEPER, COLUMNIST FOR CHICAGO SUNTIMES.

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Chicago Suntimes                                       Sunday, January 18,
1998
By Richard Roeper
I've conjured up three possible plot scenarios for the last "Sienfeld".
1.  "Jerry's Demise"
Engrossed in the latest "Superman" comic, Jerry doesn't realize he is
narrowly avoiding catastrophe as he goes through his day.  A bus just misses
him, an armed robber can't get his attentioon, a piano falls and lands just
behind him.  Once safely inside his apartment, Jerry opens a pack of
Chuckles and happily hcomps on them, one at a time--but the fifth Chuckle,
the evil yellow Chuckle, gets lodged in his throat, and he chokes to death.
"He choked on a Chuckle??" is the reaction from a stunned George.  "HE
CHOKED ON A CHUCKLE!  Jerry doesn't even like Chuckles!  What was he
thinking!  Like I have a suit to wear to the funneral."
At Jerry's funeral , Elaine and George and Dramer promise they'll meet in
one week at Monk's Diner--but they realize that w/out Jerry as the
"centerpiece guy," the remaining three have nothing in common.
A week later, the table at Monk's is empty.
Elaine is at work, trying hard to cultivate new relationships with
co-workers who keep saying, "Why do you want to hang out with me,  what
happened to you weirdo buddies?"
George is on vacation with his parents, and hie's miserable.  "he never
liked Chuckles," George keeps saying, until his father swats him and says,
"STOP MUMBLING!"
Kramer ssits alone in his apartment, ignoring the dancing Newman, who is
singing a song he calls "Jerry's Dead."
The desperate Kramer bursts into the apartment formerly occupied by
Jerry--and there's David Letterman in full creepy guy mode, wearing a
bathrobe and hi-top sneakers, smoking a cigar and watching TV.
"Hey Skippy, my name's Rhonda and I'm your new neighbor!" says Dave.
The frightened Kramer stumbles out of the apartment, never to return.
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