Favourite George Line

LordFlesh wrote:

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          ( They kick G and Victoria's seats )

Victoria : What are we gonna do? Shall we just move?

George : That won't be necessary.

( G gets up and turns towards the two men )

George : Shut your traps and stop kicking the seats! We're trying to watch the movie!

And if I have to tell you again, we're gonna take it outside and I'm gonna

show you what it's like! You understand me? Now, shut your mouths or I'll

shut'em for ya, and if you think I'm kidding, just try me. Try me. Because I

would love it!

          ( People applaud as G sits down again )
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-From the script on my LISTS page-
(I thought your History of Puerto Rico was funnier)  :-)

In article , "The News Guy(Mike)" wrote: ..because I would LOVE IT"

My favorite George Costanza line is

MY BOYS CAN SWIM!!!!

George is getting angry

Elaine: "You know, just admitting that another man is attractive doesn't necessarily make you a homosexual" George: "It doesn't help"

"He's be-bopping and scatting AND I'M LOSING IT!"

"If it was socially acceptable, I'd wrap myself in velvet."

"Amazing... I drive them to lesbianism, he brings 'em back"

"I have many looks... this one is Morning Mist"

"VANDALAY INDUSTRIES! SAY VANDALAY INDUSTRIES!"

"we're living in a society"

"He's be-bopping and scatting AND I'M LOSING IT!"

"Remember, it's not a lie if YOU believe it."

"...for I am Costanza, Lord of the Idiots."

"The sea was angry that day, my friends... like an old man returning soup in a deli..."

Jerry is telling George about the tennis guy that tried to bribe Jerry by fixing him up with his wife. George: "So. Details" Jerry: "I didn't sleep with her!" George: (With a disgusted look) "Because of society, right?" Jerry: (Sarcastically) "Yes George, because of society."

In The Parking Garage, Elaine says that you should always carry a pen so you can write down where you've parked.....George responds: "I can't carry a pen....I'm afraid I'll puncture my scrotum!!!" NOBODY notices his comment which makes it all the more neurotic sounding.

When Kramer insists that the letters in Penthouse Forum are real, George responds: "Then there must be an unusually large number of people having sex with AMPUTEES!!"

Fireman asks, "How do you live with yourself?" George: "It's not easy."

When he leaves a message on Jerry's phone saying: "It's George. I have nothing to say."

When his girlfriend dumps him saying "It's not you, it's me" and George says: "You're giving me the 'it's not you, it's me routine'. That's my routine. I invented that routine. Don't say it's you and not me because if it's anyone, it's me, baby."

When they're all driving to a dinner party and Elaine says to buy a bottle of wine and a cake. George wants to get them a Pepsi and Ring-Dings so when Elaine suggested a cake as well as a bottle of wine, George says: "Why don't we buy them a couch."

"the smelly car" George says: "Wow, it's not even a b-o, it's beyond b-o, it's b-b-o!"

"Worlds are colliding!!!" "You're killin' independent George!!!"

"Do you ever just get dowm on your knees and thank god that you know me and have access to my dementia"

"A George divided against itself Cannot Stand!!!"

"It's got cache, baby! It's got cache up the yin yang!"

"When you put my whole life into a week, it looks pretty impressive." "Oh my God, its negative!"

"Oh no, its the Moops"... The answer to the Bubble Boy's Trivial Pursuit question.

"I wouldn't have said anything if you got the normal size salad but oh no you had to have the BIIIIIIIGGGGG salad!!!!"

"I lived my whole life in shame! Why should I die with dignity?"

Jerry's going to be taking the Melrose Place lie-detector test. George advises: "Remember, it's not a lie--if you believe it"

"Can I lie??? My whole life is a lie!!!" Jon Lovitz as Gary Vogel confides to George, "I'm living a lie" George responds, "So What! I'm living like 20"

"I drive them to lesbianism, and he brings them back!"

PULP CAN MOVE BABY

My favorite George line comes from the Red Dot, when George is called into the boss's office for banging the cleaning lady on his desk. ``And that's wrong?'' he asks with a beautific innocence. ``That's not allowed here? Cause I gotta tell you, the last place I worked ...''< Boss: `You're fired George.'' George: ``I guess a letter of reference is out of the question?''

'The Opposite'

MY BOYS CAN SWIM!!!![email] wrote:

My favorite Costanza line:

"Do you ever just get down on your knees and thank God that you know me and have access to my dementia?"

jerry: aren't you in line for a promotion? shouldn't you be in your office?

george: being in that office right now could only hurt my chances.

EVERYBODY'S GOT A PLAN 'TIL THEY GET HIT.