for the fist couple of Seasons I have graded each episode
Season 1 (4 episodes and then the pilot was re-run)
2. The Stakeout 5/31/90 Grade:b+
What many believe to be the first episode. Jerry goes to a
birthday party for a friend of
Elaine and end up flirting with someone there. Jerry and
George then stakeout the
building where she works in order to meet her. Jerry father is
different from the rest of
the series. Jerry has a sofa bed in this one which he won't
have in episode 6.
3. The Robbery 6/7/90 Grade:C+
Elaine house-sits for Jerry and the apartment gets robbed when
Kramer leaves the
door open. George finds a great apartment for Jerry but then
gets jelous so neither of
them take it.
4. Male Unbonding 6/14/90 Grade:C
Jerry tries to break up with a guy he has known since he was
ten but he ends up
making the guy cry. First real action for Kramer.
5. The Stock Tip 6/21/90 Grade:C+
Jerry and George invest in the stock market. Jerry takes his
girlfriend to Vermont for the weekend and has a bad time. Elaine is
alergic to her boyfriend's cats.
Season 2 (half season with 12 new episodes)
6. The Ex-Girlfriend 1/23/91 Grade:C
Jerry dates George's ex-girlfriend who then dumps him because
she doesn't think his
stand up routine is funny. Elaine confronts a guy who has
stopped saying hello to her.
7. The Pony Remark 1/30/91 Grade:A
Definately a top ten! Jerry offends an ederly relative with a
remark about how
imagrants shouldn't have ponies. She dies and Jerry feels she
haunted him during the
softball championship. Kramer is going to put levels in his
apartment. "These peas are
bursting with country fresh flavor."
8. The Jacket 2/8/91 Grade:B
Jerry finds a great suede jacket that has a pink and white
striped liner. The jacket gets
ruined when he wears it to meet Elaine's father and it snows.
9. The Phone Message 2/13/91 Grade:A-
George leaves a bad message on a woman's answering machine and
the plots as to
how he can stop her from listening to it. Jerry dates a woman
who likes the Docker's
commercials.
10. The Apartment 4/4/91 Grade:B-
Elaine almost moves into the apartment above Jerry. George
wears a wedding ring to
attract women. Jerry and George argue over who is a bigger
loser. "You're all
winners!"
11. The Statue 4/11/91 Grade:B-
Jerry has someone clean his apartment who may or may not have
stolen a statue that
matched one that George broke when he was a kid. Kramer gets
the statue back.
12. The Revenge 4/18/91 Grade:A-
George quits his job and then slips his boss a Mickey. Jerry
and Kramer put cement in
a washing machine when they think the laundry guy took money
that Jerry left in his
bag.
13. The Heart Attack 4/25/91 Grade:A
This is my absolute favorite!!! George thinks he is having a
heart attack but isn't. He
does need his tonsils out so Kramer takes him to see a
holistic healer. Elaine dates Dr.
Tongue and Jerry can't figure out what he wrote in his sleep
(Flaming globes of
Sigmund). Jerry and George get hurt after ambulance drivers
fight over a missing
Chuckle.
14. The Deal 5/2/91 Grade:A
Jerry and Elaine try to have This and That so they establish a
set of rules. Jerry doesn't
know what to get Elaine for her birthday so he gives her cash.
15. The Baby Shower 5/16/91 Grade:B
Elaine holds a baby shower in Jerry's apartment while he is
getting an illegal cable
hookup. George plans to confront a woman who embarassed him on
their only date
but Jerry ends up being confronted by a woman who he said he'd
call but never did.
16. The Chinese Restaurant 5/23/91 Grade:A-
This is classic Seinfeld. George, Jerry, and Elaine wait for a
table in a Chinese
Restaurant.
17. The Busboy 6/26/91 Grade:B
George accidently gets a busboy fired but end up saving his
life. Elaine can't get rid of
an unwanted house guest.SEINFELD'S REPORT CARD
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