The Wit and Wisdom of Justin Tribble

Friends, we at Pendant Publishing are happy to announce the release of the long awaited 'The Wit and Wisdom of Justin Tribble". This handsome latex-bound, two page opus is a collection of the pundit's finest orations and musings. Edited for brevity and good taste you'll find the Justin Tribble we all remember. It includes essays by the master such as-

'Oh yeah, well Larry David would have...' 'Things were better when Larry David...' 'I'm Larry David's love-child and he told me...' and 'Arizona Sunset'.

Listen to the reviews.

'Who?' - Spaulding Grey 'Who?' - Art Buchwald 'Who?' - Rex Reed 'Oh, that guy.' - Larry David

Supplies are limited and you will not want to miss this fine first edition. Please call 1-800-TRIBBLE and have your credit cards ready.

(Celebrity impersonator, any resemblance to Larry David is coincidental. No similarity to persons living or dead, or to companies or products is intended or inferred. Patent pending, please strike on back cover.)

Don...

'There is blood on these walls and some of it is mine.' -H.S. Thompson

Very nice. But, I think this newsgroup needs a nickname for Jxxtin Trxxxle because I think he just makes idiotic statements because he gets a high when he wakes up each day and sees this newsgroup overflowing with threads which bear his name. This attention getting practice of his needs to be stopped. I propose from this point forward that alt.tv.seinfeld members now refer to this weasel as "Just Drivel".

drivel (noun) First appeared 14th Century 1 archaic : DROOL 2 : NONSENSE

Seems appropriate.

Remember...Just Drivel.

the

No fair.  I've been calling him Drivel for months now.  Well, not him,
but I've been calling his posts drivel since back in June, I think.
--------------------------------------------
             [email]
(Hammer nail here--> <-- for a new monitor.)
          (Remove XXXX to reply)

The fact is, I've only made a few jokingly, self-mocking comments about Larry David, while lewd people like the poster below continue to blast me for a few trite things I may have said.

Let's think for a moment, who exactly is producing the "drivel" (look below)?

[email] (OJz a Liar) wrote:

***Don't forget the POD Chapter..the wit, wisdom, and definition of PODs LOL***

the

Don-you de man-great put down of that moronic Tribble. I read in the book that Newman replaced Tribble as postal worker and he has (tribble, that is) been freaked out ever since

I do not appreciate you lewd, immature comments. I don't call people names, or insult them, so don't do it to me. Grow up.

Justin T.

On Tue, 30 Dec 1997 11:12:10 GMT, [email] (Justin Tribble) wrote:

Huh? What lewd comments?

And don't lie Justin, you have indeed insulted many people. I remember one of your replies a while back as being very personal and rude. I can't remember what you said but it was in reply to that guy that writes entirely in lower case. Check your *outbox* and see if it is still there, it might help refresh your memory. Just don't try to give out the impression that you are a saint or something. Oh, by the way, yes there is someone home. ; >)

Rob

EXCUSE ME???????? YOU ARE THE ORIGINAL IMMATURE PERSON WITH YOUR INSULTS AND GARBAGE-IF YOU CANT STAND THE HEAT GET THE HELL OUT OF THE KITCHEN TRIBBLEHEADER

You forgot a few other essays that will be included -

"The Non-Fans of Seinfeld"

"The New Episodes...."

"Jerry The Horrible"

"Larry The Great"

"Two Years Of Agony"

Justin T.

"Doc" wrote:

"The humanity, the humanity...! "

"The Newmanity, the Newmanity...! "