What the New York 4 got away with

This is a descending list of crimes they committed that were not reported. Please add at the bottom only. Add the next number for the next entry.

1 Dognapping, when Kramer (and Newman) lost the doggy that kept Elaine up

2 Shoplifting, when George tried to make good at a pharmacy

3

reported.

Elaine up

mail.

4. Attempting to Defraud an Airline, for a cheap fare for claiming to be a relative of the deceased.

5. Claiming to be handicapped in order to gain benefits and preferential treatment.

• Unautorized and inappropriate use of a company expense account. (Elaine)

This is a descending list of crimes committed by the New York Four that were not reported:

1 Dognapping, when Kramer (and Newman) lost the doggy that kept Elaine up

  2    Shoplifting, when George tried to make good at a pharmacy
  3    Using a federal post office truck to transport something other than
mail.
  4    Attempting to Defraud an Airline, for a cheap fare for claiming to be a
relative of the deceased.
  5    Claiming to be handicapped in order to gain benefits and preferential
treatment.
  6    Unauthorized and inappropriate use of a company expense account.
(Elaine)
  7    Theft of a mannequin
  8    Defacing public works, when Kramer repainted the highway
  9    Littering, when Kramer hit a Titleist into the ocean
10    Assault, many times they have been plenty physical with the fisticuffs

This is a descending list of crimes committed by the New York Four that were not
reported
CAN YOU ADD TO THIS LIST?
     1    Dognapping, when Kramer (and Newman) lost the doggy that kept Elaine up
     2    Shoplifting, when George tried to make good at a pharmacy
     3    Using a federal post office truck to transport something other than mail.
     4    Attempting to Defraud an Airline, for a cheap fare for claiming to be a
relative of the deceased.
     5    Claiming to be handicapped in order to gain benefits and preferential
treatment.
     6    Unauthorized and inappropriate use of a company expense account. (Elaine)
     7    Theft of a mannequin
     8    Defacing public works, when Kramer repainted the highway
     9    Littering, when Kramer hit a Titleist into the ocean
   10    Assault, they have been plenty physical with the fisticuffs
   11    Breaking and entering, when Elaine commandeered the janitor closet
   12    Launching projectiles, as for the 16+ things they have thrown out the window
   13    Assault, on the helloo girl when Kramerica tested the oil bladder
   14    Arson, or negligence, when Kramer's cigar destroyed the cabin
   15    Accomplice to negligence when Kramer and his girlfriend contaminated Mayor
Guliani's blood sample
   16    Fraud, on George's resume and his charity

This is a descending list of crimes committed by the New York Four that were not reported

37 Robbery--the schnitzers marble rye bread

D PITCHON wrote:

Sorry, the list is of crimes they got away with. The marble rye is on Jerry's police record.

• Public urination

# 4 and # 37 they did not get away with. Jerry and George both go arrested for urination and George never did get the airline discount or the death certificate

On Fri, 15 May 1998, Greg Reynolds wrote:

I don't know what number you are currently on but here goes.

threats

Erik C Neyland wrote in message ...

were not

Elaine up

other than mail.

claiming to be a

preferential

account. (Elaine)

closet

out the window

bladder

contaminated Mayor

and cigarettes

39 postal fraud,claiming stereo was damaged in the mail

How about;

jay-walking obstruction of traffic grave-robbing driving without seatbelts speeding stealing cable TV unauthorized use of a US Postal truck (Fed) reckless endangerment (throwing things out of windows) impersonating a federal employee (postman) impersonating a doorman impersonating a fireman impersonating a deceased person cruelty to animals (feeding a horse beef-a-rino) possession of stolen property criminal mischief (many times) impersonating a doctor (a couple of times) robbery tresspassing video piracy cockfighting embezzelment harboring a fugitive possession of illegal contraband (cuban cigars) Jerry drugging girlfriend

just to name a few. Figure out the different episodes.

If you want the FULL LIST of their crimes go to my web page where we have listed them.

Greg Reynolds wrote:

On Fri, 15 May 1998, Greg Reynolds wrote:

weekend to drive to MI to make an extra 5 cents on cans.