Seinfeld haiku

Edgy Gendason Didn't know the rules of golf, "Poor little Pinkus."

Dave

On Sun, 19 Aug 2001 21:44:05 -0400, Dave wrote:

Ah so little grasshopper, . . .

Form line to the left Or hear Its no soup for you. My armoir is gone

Four friends, a contest Naked neighbor across the street, Kramer says, "I'm out!"

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"Always after me lucky charms...." Old Irish Adage

When wrote:

Four friends, a contest Naked neighbor across the street, Kramer says, "I'm out!"

I put too many sylables in the second line (Cause I'm a CHEATER!!!!).

Four friends, a contest Naked neighbor in full view Kramer cries, "I'm Out!"

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"Always after me lucky charms...." Old Irish Adage

Art Vandelay wrote in message ...

You 'knew' I'd call you on it, dintcha???

Main Entry: hai�ku Pronunciation: 'hI-(")k� Function: noun Inflected Form(s): plural haiku Etymology: Japanese Date: 1902

three lines containing usually 5, 7, and 5 syllables respectively; also : a poem in this form usually having a seasonal reference

m-whomerr.. bachelor#3

Spilled caf� latte: Outrageous and egregious. You put the balm on?

How about this one?

George and Susan Ross They were almost man and wife Toxic envelopes

--Mark

or...

Kramer and Newman Didn't ever realize there was A second spitter

--Mark

Black and white cookie Racial peace and harmony A vomit streak ends

Could someone remind of the rules of a haiku again please?

Marnix

<<Could someone remind of the rules of a haiku again please?>>

Five sylables Seven sylables Five sylables

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"Always after me lucky charms...." Old Irish Adage

"Art Vandelay" wrote in message news:[email]...

Good explanation Of how haiku is written. You're one smart cookie!

"MF Izeboud" wrote in <ull2KMBLBHA.175 @net037s.hetnet.nl>:

Interesting article about writing haikus in English: http://www.ahapoetry.com/keirule.htm

-jani