Bizarro Elaine

In the Bizarro Jerry we never get to see the Bizarro Elaine? What would she be like?

She would be the kind of gal you'd want to bring home to Mom. "pjazz" wrote in message news:[email]...

she

On Mon, 9 Dec 2002 00:18:29 -0800, "kubotaeats" wrote:

But Jerry's parents liked Elaine.

Morty:    Oh yeah, very alert. Warm person.
Helen:   Well, I think she's a very attractive girl.
Helen:   I like *Elaine* more than Loni Anderson...

"The News Guy(Mike)" wrote in message news:[email]...

"I like *Elaine* more than Loni Anderson..." LOL It even makes more sense that they would Like Elaine.

Personally, I think Elaine and Loni rock.

"kubotaeats" wrote in message news:hzpK9.683$[email]...

Forgot to to add that. IMO, it's not so obvious, but Jerry's parents are sort of hip and down to earth. Judge Reinhold didn't mind hanging out with them, Morty thinks a 'hot' wizard computer is cool and their actual opinions about Mr. Mrs. Constanza, stuff like that.

"pjazz" wrote in message news:[email]...

would she

a nun.... hehehehehhe

"Laz" wrote in message news:cS4K9.390512$[email]...

a virgin....

She smokes, owns a dog, wears fur...she's an excellent dancer...and she's a lesbian, but she loves men.

-B.

Brian wrote:

...and is strongly opposed to abortion.

Emile

"Laz" wrote in message news:...

....who can dance, loves "The English Patient", and has a small head.

Rerics

"rerics" wrote in message news:[email]...

"Ugly woman, kind of tall, small head of hair, face like a catcher's mitt..."

-B.

"Laz" wrote in message news:OS4K9.390519$[email]...

or, if she's not a virgin, she orgasms every time she has sex

She goes by Ellie and sings in a jazz band.

"pjazz" wrote in message news:[email]...

she

She'd be like the woman in the "Jerry" pilot in season four.

A not so giant freak head.

BJB