Bottle Deposit ARRGHH

         Dear Chris and Aglie,
             The real irony of the episode is that in Real Life, guess
who actually walked off with JFK's golf clubs? None other his
cigar-chomping,verbose, slight,Republican nephew-in-law, Arnold
Schwartzeneggar! Now, if Elaine had tried to outbid <him> can you
imagine the fireworks( remember how she taunted the two bodybuilders in
the mall parking garage  ,nearly getting them all beat up)! Perhaps, she
could have used her Benes charm to have allowed her to <borrow> the
clubs ( to impress her boss who'd never knwo the difference)  <then>
Kramer and Newman could have gotten clubbed byt he mad [address]
the Southern farmer,the amourous farmer's daughter, the mad mechanic,
<and> Arnold  , they <possibly> would have been had a chance of
surviving Kramer!           Walk Proud and Far,
                             Leon