I heard Kramer was in a car accident.
I heard Kramer is dead
Fans joke about a rumor that Kramer died in a car accident, riffing on Paul McCartney death conspiracy theories.
In article , "Jonathan Smith" writes:
If that's true, he must be acting posthumously.
There are certain questions in life that should go unanswered, like, like where does meat come from? And uh, how do fish breathe? And what's the square root of nine?
Ensphere wrote:
Kramer IS dead...he was barefoot on the cover of Abbey Road, and at the end of Strawberry Fields Forever...you can hear John Lennon say..." I buried Kramer"
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In article , "Dale Crossley" writes:
Prehaps Mr. Smith was talking about the episode where George leaves he car at work while he and Susan (bless her) go on holiday. You see George told Jerry and Kramer to take off the leaflets that people have been leaving there so his bosses will think he *hasn't* gone away. After seeing the state of the car, they decide to go and get it washed. But while driving the car to the car wash they see Elaine's now ex-friend who had never worn a bra till now, parading down the street with nothing but a bra (which incidently was a birthday present off Elaine) and a top on which is wide open. And of course pants and shoes. This sight amazes them so much they don't concentrate where they are going and they crash. Of course they don't die. Seinfeld without Seinfeld (or even Kramer) would be pretty crap.
- Adair
Oh and speaking of crap, Dale, what's all this crap about an 'idoit switch'? And why is your defalut 'off'?