Seinfeld deaths

This thread ran some time back, but I'd like to compile a list, both for the FAQ, and for Mike's Lists page.

So, who has died on Seinfeld?

I'll start.

ummmm, Susan.

Jim

Dave wrote:

How can you start a death list and not include Susan?

In article , Dave writes:

How about Suz, oops, I mean Suzie.

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Susan?

Dave wrote:

What about SUZI? Who was played by Elaine when she was called Suzi by a co-worker at Peterman's. They had a funeral for her and all.

Don't forget Fulton. Jerry's stand-up "slays". Literally.

Sydney.

In article , Dave writes:

George's girlfriend's relative -- sorry that's not much help -- he double dips his chip and tries to get a bereavement fare.

ANT

Don't forget the Mental Patient that pitched himself off the roof and landed on the roof on George's car! Guess that "spot" wasn't so perfect, after all.

On an episode that I don't know that well, I seem to remember a bird dying while holding a key to a strongbox?? I think it was followed by an exhumation at the pet cemetary.

Yeah, I just saw that, I can't remember if it was a rerun or a new one.

WAYne

"Broken promises don't upset me, I just think, 'Why did they believe me?" --Deep Thoughts, Jack Handey

Jill's father.

Jill is Elaine's friend whom she was calling from various locations in the finale. Pretty insignificant to the show, but hey...

If we're counting animal deaths like the strongbox bird, how about the trained doves that were drowned on the hotel balcony?

Talking about animals, what about the doves that George killed with his car and shoes before Jim Fowlers bird attacked (and killed ?) the invalid squirrel.

Steen

In article , [email] (Spylocke) writes:

And what about Little Jerry? Did he survive? ANT

The squirrel, "we have a deal with them!" and most likely one of the Cocks, (little Jerry, and the other ones name escapes me) Stacey Spylocke wrote:

Oh, THANKS Dave, volunteering me for another job - LISTS of deaths (I actually thought of that one too - I thought animals should be included...) But I am also working on the SCAMS - seems there are almost a dozen of them.

I will collect these and do something with them - RESPOND AWAY PEOPLE!

:-) Does the FAKE Suzie count? (I expect some one to list that)

Dave wrote:

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Here's what I've got from the posts and from my research so far - many more to come I think.

SeinfelDeaths

               -  UNDER CONSTRUCTION  -
               Fredo - chocking on the key [The Strongbox]
               Susan - toxic poison [The Invitations]
               Susie - faked her death [The Susie]
               Five people including the new busboy - gas explosion [The Busboy]

               Jerry - shot by FBI agents [The Baby Shower]
               Cousin Manya - who comes from a pony country to a non-pony...[The
Pony Remark]
               The Dry Cleaner - murdered by Ghendison of the Yankees [????]
               George's girlfriend's relative - the double dip wake [????????]
               Mental Patient - jumped onto George's perfectly parked car [The
Bris]
               Russel Dalrymple - presumably drowned during Greenpaece action
[The Pilot]
               Lady in Apartment above Jerry - Elaine wants it [The Apartment]
               Pigeons - Miss Rhode Island's doves drowned by Jerry [?????]
               Pigeons - run over by George [????????]
               Joel Rifkins dismembered victims - his neighbours were stumped
[?????]
               The LA murders [The Trip]
               The Gold Fish - Elaines plastic bag [The Parking Garage]
               yada yada
               more to come...

Latest Update: SeinfelDeaths

               -  UNDER CONSTRUCTION  -
               Fredo - chocking on the key [The Strongbox]
               Susan - toxic poison [The Invitations]
               Susie - faked her death [The Susie]
               Five people including the new busboy - gas explosion [The Busboy]
               Jerry - shot by FBI agents [The Baby Shower]
               Cousin Manya - who comes from a pony country to a non-pony...[The
Pony Remark]
               Fulton dies - after hearing Jerry's comedy in hospital [The Stand-In]

               The Dry Cleaner - murdered by Ghendison of the Yankees [The Big
Salad]
               Betsy's relative - George flew to the double dip funeral [The
Implant]
               Mental Patient - jumped onto George's perfectly parked car [The Bris]

               Russel Dalrymple - presumably drowned during Greenpaece action [The
Pilot]
               Lady in Apartment above Jerry - Elaine wants it [The Apartment]
               Pigeons - Miss Rhode Island's doves drowned by Jerry [The Chaperone]
               Pigeons - run over by George [The Merv Griffin Show]
               Joel Rifkins dismembered victims - his neighbours were stumped [The
masseuse]
               The LA murders [The Trip]
               The Gold Fish - Elaines plastic bag [The Parking Garage]
               yada yada
               more to come...

Mrs. Hudwalker....can't spell it but that's how it sounded........

Thanks all who have made suggestions - here it is after one day...

                         People
                              Betsy's relative - George flew to the double dip
funeral [The Implant]
                              Curly - Jerry thinks Crab Grass and Couch Grass killed
him [The Heart Attack]
                              Five people including the new busboy - gas explosion
[The Busboy]
                              Fulton  - dies after hearing Jerry's comedy in hospital
[The Stand-In]
                              Gary Fogel - faked cancer, died of car crash [The
Scofflaw]
                              Hudwalker(sp) - lady in apartment above Jerry - Elaine
wants it [The Apartment]
                              Jerry - shot by FBI agents [The Baby Shower]
                              Manya - who comes from a pony country to a
non-pony?...[The Pony Remark]
                              Mass Murderer  - Son of Sam -,David Berkowitz's mail
bag [The Diplomat's Club]
                              Mass Murderer- Joel Rifkin's dismembered victims - [The
Masseuse]
                              Mental Patient - jumped onto George's perfectly parked
car [The Bris]
                              Pinkus  - The Dry Cleaner murdered by Ghendison of the
Yankees [The Big Salad]
                              Russel Dalrymple - presumably drowned during Greenpeace
action [The Pilot]
                              Susan - toxic poison [The Invitations]
                              Susie - faked her death [The Susie]
                              The LA murders [The Trip]

                       Animals
                              Fredo - choking on the key [The Strongbox]
                              Pigeons - Miss Rhode Island's doves drowned by Jerry
[The Chaperone]
                              Pigeons - run over by George [The Merv Griffin Show]
                              The Gold Fish - Elaines plastic bag [The Parking
Garage]

Rick Streeter wrote:

People Betsy's relative - George flew to the double dip funeral [The Implant] Curly - Jerry thinks Crab Grass and Couch Grass killed him [The Heart Attack] Five people including the new busboy - gas explosion [The Busboy] Fulton - dies after hearing Jerry's comedy in hospital [The Stand-In] Gary Fogel - faked cancer died of car crash [The Scofflaw] Hudwalker(sp) � lady in apartment above Jerry - Elaine wants it [The Apartment] Jerry - shot by FBI agents [The Baby Shower] Manya - who comes from a pony country to a non-pony...[The Pony Remark] Mass Murderer - Son of Sam -David Berkowitz's mail bag [The Diplomat's Club] Mass Murderer- Joel Rifkin's dismembered victims � [The Masseuse] Mental Patient - jumped onto George's perfectly parked car [The Bris] Pinkus - The Dry Cleaner murdered by Ghendison of the Yankees [The Big Salad] Russel Dalrymple - presumably drowned during Greenpeace action [The Pilot] Susan - toxic poison [The Invitations] Susie - faked her death [The Susie] The LA murders [The Trip]

Animals Fredo - choking on the key [The Strongbox] Pigeons - Miss Rhode Island's doves drowned by Jerry [The Chaperone] Pigeons - run over by George [The Merv Griffin Show] The Gold Fish - Elaines plastic bag [The Parking Garage]

Go Fuck yourselves, I am Brian Hunt, and I dare any of you mother fucking cunt licking sons of bitches to e-mail and a tellz me what cha dink of me!!!!! ho ho ho!!!!!!!

You see Brian, this is what happens when you leave your terminal logged on while you talk to that pretty redhead overthere who is wearing the short skirt and who turned in her chair to get something and gave you a peek at her goodies.

Gary Fogel. "You mean he really had cancer?" "No, car accident."

Also, did someone die to vacate the apartment that George wanted in "The Andrea Doria?"

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Andrea

Susan. Toxic envolopes. -Snail320

Brantley30 wrote in message ...

(Kramer)

I remember Jerry once entertained a sick friend in the hospital, causing him to literally die laughing.

If animals count, Jerry accidently drowned Miss America's trained doves.

And Kramer accidently poisoned the neighbor's birds.

Eric Perlin wrote:

I got the others - Do you have any more info on the neighbor's bird - do you mean Fredo? choking on the key in The Strongbox?

I think he meant Fredo.

Hey, what about the Smog Strangler's victim in "The Trip"?  I don't
remember the character's name, but it was the woman Kramer was friendly
with.
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His girlfriend's name was Betsy and her aunt was, I believe, "Aunt Clarice". The episode was "The Implants".

Sydney.

Thanks man, that's great. I will update in now. Mike

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