Best Lines: AND THE WINNER IS......

Here are my picks as the winners. The funniest (in my opinion), and the most popular (in the general opinion) by the Fab Four (and Newman). Rather than clutter the screen with comments (and parentheses), I'll just lay them all on you at once:

The Winners: Jerry: "And you want to be my Latex salesman!?" (Jeff g.) [[email]]

Elaine: "STELLA!!!!" (various submissions)

Kramer: "Yoyoma" (David Borzillo) [[email]] (bwb) [[email]]

George: "You happen to be a very eligable lesbian" (Scott Bunn)

Newman: "I LOATHE YOU!!!" (Steve Lau - "Guitar Man") [[email]]

Now we can spend the next two months fighting over whether these are actually as funny as some of the others, then things will get back to normal, and we can fight over Larry David's historical signifigance.

• Mike Vago

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Sorry...I forgot one: The best line by a minor character

Keith Hernandez: "I'm Keith Hernandez!" (while making out with Elaine)

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