What are your solutions to the eternal 'muffin top' problem in Seinfeld ?

S08E21 The Muffin TopsretroJun 4, 2007, 8:41 PM ET10 years later16 posts by 14 posters

❓ Question

Thread discusses creative solutions to the muffin top problem from the episode, with some humorous deflections about avoiding the show entirely.

16 posts

GregJun 4, 2007, 8:41 PM ET

What are your (serious or humorous) creatively witty solution/s to the eternal 'muffin top' problem (presented in the Seinfeld show's 8th season episode).

Greg EvansJun 4, 2007, 8:50 PM ET↩ Greg

Greg wrote:

To quit watching shows about nothing.

SummersFrenzyJun 4, 2007, 9:20 PM ET↩ Greg Evans

That would involve turning off the television . . . good luck with that

daJun 5, 2007, 7:02 AM ET↩ Greg

On Mon, 04 Jun 2007 17:41:29 -0700, Greg wrote:

There is only one sollution, and that is to sell the tops and give the rest to the homeless.

OllieNorthieJun 5, 2007, 8:33 AM ET↩ Greg

replace them with cow flops.. top of the flop to you...

EdJun 5, 2007, 8:39 AM ET↩ OllieNorthie

On Jun 5, 1:33 pm, "[email]" wrote:

WTF is a muffin top? Is it a shirt you wear for going down on a lady?

Jeff LawrenceJun 5, 2007, 8:42 AM ET↩ OllieNorthie

On 5 Jun, 14:33, "[email]" wrote:

OK, so that's your serious solution. Do you also have a humourous one too perhaps? Cheers Jeff

KarenCannoliJun 5, 2007, 1:39 PM ET↩ Jeff Lawrence

I just trade muffin tops for muffin bottoms since I dislike the tops. I cannot be alone here. Care Wren

Fred XJun 5, 2007, 5:12 PM ET↩ Greg

On Tue, 05 Jun 2007 01:41:29 +0100, Greg wrote:

Ask Gok Wan.

Fred X

Dom RobinsonJun 7, 2007, 3:12 AM ET↩ Fred X

In article , [email] says...

Gok Muncher.

StrutterJun 5, 2007, 11:34 PM ET↩ Greg

"Greg" wrote in message news:[email]...

I think the problem was with the stumps. The top is the best part.

OllieNorthieJun 6, 2007, 9:35 AM ET↩ Strutter

Ask Max Cleland about stumps. He might disagree.

p4o2Jun 6, 2007, 9:42 AM ET↩ OllieNorthie

[email] wrote:

You sell the stumps 5 or 6 in bag for the price of one top. It has worked for donut holes!

osmiumJun 6, 2007, 12:17 PM ET↩ OllieNorthie

wrote:

Kramer's line was one of the ugliest parts of the whole series.

AllrightythenJun 6, 2007, 10:06 PM ET↩ Greg

"Greg" wrote in message news:[email]...

Put candles in the stumps and sell them for centerpieces. Use two, one on each side of the top of your head so they kind of look like devil horns (Go DEVILS, gotta support the team!) Use them to feed Jerry the rooster, help him get more energy for the fights. Have "Stump Night" at Yankee Stadium. Throw them at O'Connor's keyboard, see if you can hit his Caps Lock key. Feed them to Rusty, can't be worse for him than Beef-a-reeno.

SummersFrenzyJun 9, 2007, 2:05 PM ET↩ Greg

Ok, sorry everyone - had to go back to the beginning here . . . and finally get the response to this topic. It's not particularly witty and/or humorous . . . but it's on target

http://tinyurl.com/39l2fx

Well do ya?