Since I have only been reading this newsgroup for the last two weeks, I probably missed any summary of best Seinfeld lines from people. If anyone wants to relay their favorites, I would be welcome to hear them.
Some lines that had me rolling for hours afterwards:
1. In the airport, first-class/coach episode:
Captured murderer: Do you know what I would do to you if I wasn't in these
shackles?
George: But ya aaaaaaaaaaaaare in the shackles, aren't you? That's right.
Ya aaaaaaaaaaare in the shackles.2. In the Nipple/pick episode:
A. George: And then I thought of it.
Jerry and Elaine: Thought of what?
George: The pick. She comes out of the bathroom, I'm in up to my wrist.B. Elaine on the phone talking about her 10 year old nephew(?): Yes, I know how old he is. It's what? Well, check under his mattress.
C. Calvin Klein: You know, you're very graceful. Kramer: Why, yes. I am.
3. In "the contest" episode:
George's mom: I don't understand why you even bothered to come here. I'm
so hungry. Can't you just get me a sandwich?
George: Here. Have some tic-tacs.4. In the nazi limo episode:
A. Male nazi: You know, you don't look like a Murphy.
Jerry: I may not look like a Murphy, but I act like a Murphy.
Male nazi: Where are you originally from?
Jerry immediately taking on an accent: Dublin.
Male nazi: You sound more Scottish.
Jerry: We were right on the border.
Male nazi: Why'd you leave.
Jerry: Oh, cereal famine. Terrible tragedy. Couldn't get a bowl. B. George: Did you see the way she looked at me?
Jerry: She's a nazi, George!
George: But she's a nice nazi.- Bubble boy episode: A. George: I'm sorry, but the correct answer is 'moops'.
B. In trying to get Naomi to stop laughing as it is incredibly annoying:
Jerry: That's not funny.
Naomi laughs again.
Jerry, angry: It's not funny.
Naomi: "The Naked Gun" is on tonight. That just makes me laugh and
laugh. Wanna watch it.
Jerry: Nope.
Naomi: Why? I thought you were a happy-go-lucky guy.
Jerry: No. I'm not happy. I'm not lucky. I don't even go. I'm just a
sad-stay put-unlucky type of guy. I hear "Holocaust" is on TV.6. In the first episode:
Woman: And you are?
George: Oh, I'm George. I'm (pointing around at the building structure) an
architect.
Woman: Oh. And what do you design?
Meanwhile Jerry is staring at George as if yo ask the same question.
George: Railroads.
Woman: I thought engineers did that.
George: Oh, they can do that too.One last one, before I go- back to the airport episode:
George: These are Supersavers. They're non-refundable. We were going to
return these.
Kramer: Well, the saleslady convinced me that they were a great deal.If anybody has some to add, feel free. Thanks all, Brad "Murphy" Newberg