Hey Taliban..

Sep 27, 2001, 3:56 PM ET4 posts by 3 posters

🌀 Off topic🔥 Controversial

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homerr..2.1kSep 27, 2001, 3:56 PM ET

    Allah did not say you'd be entertained by 70 virgins for eternity.. He
said you'd die over and over in 70 'versions' of Hell.
    Sorry for the misunderstanding.

homerr..

Tod FriendlySep 27, 2001, 5:47 PM ET↩ homerr..2.1k

"homerr..2.1k" wrote in message news:9p009f$u0e$[email]...

Have you checked this out from The Onion?

"Hijackers Surprised To Find Selves In Hell 'We Expected Eternal Paradise For This,' Say Suicide Bombers" http://www.theonion.com/onion3734/hijackers_surprised.html

homerr..2.1kSep 27, 2001, 6:37 PM ET↩ Tod Friendly

Tod Friendly wrote in message ...

I love it!!! That ought to be reprinted and dropped on Afghanistan!!

Kinda what I had in mind, but more extensively done.

Thanks, homerr..

unknownSep 28, 2001, 10:37 PM ET↩ homerr..2.1k

On Thu, 27 Sep 2001 12:56:56 -0700, "homerr..2.1k" wrote:

Right, and they will rearrange their closets - hooks, I think.