I just remembered an old joke that I thought was going to be repeated on last weeks show.
Two people in toilet stalls (like Elaine and Jane), one says there is no toilet paper here can I have some from you? (sound familiar?)
The other person says no, there is none to spare. (not a spare square)
How about any klenex?, do you have some that I can use?
No, sorry.
(pause)
I really need something to wipe with.
Sorry, can't help you.
How about 2 $5 bills for a $10 bill? (rim shot)
Just thought this was pertinant.
Dan