*******DAVID H'S BIOGRAPHY: EVERY THING YOU WO"NTED TO KNOW BUT DID"NT ASK****

**************************************************** ****BEEP BEEP HI STEVE H OLE PAL OLE CHUM!!!!!11!!! ********************************************* *******DAVID H'S BIOGRAPHY: EVERY THING YOU WO"NTED TO KNOW BUT DID"NT ASK**** *****HERE IS EVERYTING SO NOW YOU KNOW AND **QUIT** BOTHERING ME NOW!!**** ICEGARD YOUVE BEEN BUGGIN ME FOR 7 WEEKS SO STOP IT NOW CAUSE THIS IS **EVERYTHING** YOU EVER WO"NTED TO KNOW ABOUT ME OK SO THERE....

FULL NAME: DAVID JACOB HARFUDGEO ADDRESS: 7871 NORTH DECATER ROAD #4 DECATER GEORGIA PHONE: NONE HEITGH: 6'3" WEITHE: 185 BIRTHDAY: JUNE 1 1976 HAIR: BROWN DOWN TO SHOLDER ALMOST EYES: CORINTHIAN BLUE SCHOOL: DEKALB COLLEGE 2ND YEAR PREMED/CERAMICS MAJOR GPA: 1.71 YES THATS ON A 4 POINT SCALE THANK YOU VERY FUCKING MUCH FOR ASKING SAT: 200 VERBAL 210 MATH BANK: FIRST UNION WAS DECATER FEDERAL ACCONT NUMBER: 0659876517 BALANCE: $17.82 OUT STANDING CHECKS: $249.50 PETS: WON DOG NAMED DOGG HES GOT BROWN HAIR TOO CRIMINAL RECORD: NOT REALLY EXCEPT FOR THE THING WIHT GRANDMA ITS JUST A BUNCHA WARNINGS LIKE TRESSPASSING AND MAKING NOISE AND STARING AT PEOPLES HOUSES AND THEN THERES THAT DUMN PREIST WHO TOLD THE COPS I ATE APPELS FROM HIS STOOPID PRECIOUS APPLE TREE AND I HAD TO PAY HIM ONE BUCK FOR EACH APPEL. I THINK IT WOULD BE FUNNIE IF HE DIDN'T GET IN HEAVEN AND I DID AND I WAS THERE AT THE PEARLIE GATES EATING AN APPLE SAYING SCREW YOU FATHER MEYER HAHAHA THE APPLES IN HEAVEN ARE *EXCELLENT* BUT YOU WOULD"NT KNOW THAT WOULD YOU FATHERMEYER???!!!

PENIS: 3 AND 3/4 INCHES ALMOST 4 I KNOW THIS CAUSE I MEASER IT EVERY DAY EVEN THOUGH IT STOPPED GROWING WHEN I WAS 16. THICK AS A BRICK. AND ITS NOT CURVED LIKE CLINTONS.

SEXUAL EXSPEREINSE: MRS SCHESSEN THE SUBSTITUTE TEACHER IN 10TH GRADE CERAMICS AND THEN THE FAT CHICK WITH TATOOS AT BLIMPIES WHO KEEPS ASKING TO PUT MAYO ON MY SUB AND THEN THEIRS THAT GIRL IN COLUMBUS WHO SAID SHE WO"NTED MONEY AND THEN THIS GIRL 3 YEARS OLDER WHO LIKED MY PECS AND SAID I WAS SUCH A MAN AND THEN THERS JULIE FROM 12TH GRADE WHEN I WAS IN 12TH GRADE WHO SAID I HAD HARD MUSSELS AND THEN THERES RENE WHO HAS STARED AT ME ALL MY LIFE AND TWO GIRLS FROM FREKNICK WHO WO"NTED WHITEMEAT AND STEPAHNIE IN CERAMICS AND JAN IN CERAMICS AND PAULA THE BRAIN IN HISTORY AND JILL DOWN THE STREET HE KEPT SAYING BODY NICE BODY AND LORI WHO SAID I WAS ALL MAN AND MARTHA WHO SAID I WAS TOO RUFF WITH HER AND I HAV'NT HAD ANYWON IN ABOUT A YEAR CAUSE OF REAL BAD ACNE AND NOW I WO"NT TO GET MARRED AND IM SICKA BEING EVERY HORNIE CHICKS AMUSEMENT PARK RIDE.

FRENDS: NONE GIRLFREND: STILL AVALABLE GIRLS!!! JOB: LAWN MOWER GUY & JANITOR FOR THE PRIMATE CENTER MAKING MIN WAGE OK SO I LIED ABOUT BEING A RESERCHER I JUST WONT"ED TO IMPRESS THE GIRLS CUASE I WO"NT A GIRLFREND REAL BAD.

CAR: A WHITE 1987 FORD MUSTANG WITH MORE DENTS AND SCRATCHES THAN A COLUMBUS HOOKER DISEASES: NONE ON ME BUT THAT HOOKER MUSTA HAD SOMETHING CAUSE THE STENCH WAS UNBELEVABLE. CHATMACHINE: DELL WITH COMPSUERVE BUT ONLY INTILL ALL THOSE COMPLANTS AABOUT ME TO [email] GET ANSWERED AND BEFORE THAT IWAS USING A FRENDS CHAT SERVICE PROVIDER INTILL MEAN WONS STARTED EMAILING HIM SAYING DAVID IS A TRUBLEMAKER AND STUFF NOW I HAVE TO PAY $10 A MONTH BUT I DO"NT HAVE A CREDIT CARD SO MY FREND HELPS ME.

EMOTIONAL & MENTAL PROBLMES: LEARNING DISABILITES, DISLEXIA, PANIC ATTACKES, ANXIETY DISORERS, CLOSTAFOBIA, AGORAFOBIA, ANARACNAFOBIA, ATTENTION DEFICET DISORDER, HYPER ACTIVE, WHEN I WAS 14 THEY THOT I HAD TURRETS BUT I JUST WAS LEARNING NEW WORDS WAS ALL, ROAD RAGE, I GRAB MYSELF ALL THE TIME, I STUTTER, I WET THE BED STILL SOME TIMES, BY POLER DISORDER, DEPRESSION, SEASONAL AFFECTED DISORDER, CHILDLIKE IMMATURITY, ALCOHOLLIC, PLUS I CHEW WITH MY MOUTH OPEN AND AM AS DISFUNCATIONAL AS TAMMIE FAYE.

BEST PALS ON CHAT ROOM: ALEEN, ALLRICK, SMUBREAKER, ICEGRAD, BM CRAPTON, STEVE/ROBBIE H AT NYU!!!!!GO VANDY!!!!1!!, AND MANY MANY OTHERS WHO SEND ME NICE EMAILS!!!!11!! WORKST PALS ON CHAT ROOM: JON GRAGHM, ALISON RUBEN, DOC RESSZER CAUSE THEY ARE MEAN WONS, AND BM CRAPTON FOR SAYING MY MOTHER HAD PORCELAN THIGHS. LIFELONG DREAM: TO BE A MONKIE BRAN REASEARCH AT YEARKIES AND BE ON SENFELFT,REAL WORLD AND RODE RULES ATHT HE SAME TIME@@!!!!! FAVORITE TV SHOW: JEFFREY SENFELT, REAL WORKD, AND RODE RULES!!!!!11!! LEAST FAVORITE TV SHOW: COPS CAUSE IT REALLY HITS CLOSE TO HOME AND THEY MAKE ME SO NERVUS. MEDICATION IM TAKING BESIDES ACCCUTANE: I CA'N'T EVEN PRONOCE THEM MUCH LESS SPELL THEM BUT HTERES ABOUT 6 OT 7 THAT I TAKE EACH DAY TO STAY NORMAL. CIGERETTES: NOPE THATS FOR DUMNIES. DRUGS: POT BUT ONLY WHEN FREE CAUSE I CAN"T AFFORD IT AND NOW I CA"NT TAKE IT CAUSE OF THE MEDICINES I HAVE TO TAKE SO NO DRUGS ANY ;MORE OTHER THAN THE WONS THE DOCTER GIVES ME. FAVORITE SONG: I SMELL SEX AND CANDIE AND THE NAME GAME. TURN ONS: BEING NUDE ON A SUNNIE DAY AND CHINESE FOOD AND MEXICAN FOOD. TURN OFFS: MEAN WONS!!!! AND L ONG LINES AND SLOW DRIVERS. AND COPS. FUNNIEST JOKE EVER HERD: WHEN I HERD IT I LAFFED AND LAFFED AND LAFFED TILL MY FACE AND BELLY WERE SOAR BUT FOR THE LIFE OF ME I CANT" REMEMBER WHAT IT WAS BUT TRUST ME IT WAS REEL GOOD!!!!!!1!!!! FAVORITE STREET TO DRIVE ON: MASON MILL ROAD IN TALANTA GOING ABOUT 70.

**IF THEIR IS ANYTHING ABOUT ME I FORGOT TO PUT IN THS JUST LEMME KNOW AND ILL ADD IT CAUSE I HAVE NOTHIGN TO HIDE LADIES!!!!1!! DO"NT YOU LIKE SUCH OPENNESS AND ONESTY???

YOUR PLA, DAVID H PS1 TO STEVE H AT NYU: COOL WEB PAGE MAN!!!! WITH ALL THOSE MATH DEGRESS IF I DID"NT NO BETTER ID THINK YOU WERE A SMART WON@@!!!HOW DID YOU GET IN THE ARIZONA HONORS PROGRAM??? WHO DID YOU HAVE TO SLEEP WITH TO GET IN--HAHAHAHA!!! HEY, ABOUT THE CUT OFF MOUNTAIN DEW BOTTLE THE CAB DDRIVER THREW IN THE GARBAGE I WOULD"NT DRINK OUT OF IT CAUSE THE WAY I FIGGER HES BEEN PISSING USED MOUNTAIN DOO IN IT ALL DAY!!!!!11!! BEEN MEANING TO TELL YOU THAT!!!. YOUR A GRAET CHATROOM PAL AND FREND TO HAVE SO KEEP THOSE CHUCKLES COMING TO CHEER UP YOUR BEST BIPOLAR BUDDIE IN GA ON THOSE SAD DAYS I HAVE!!!! PS2 TO ICEGARAD: IS THERE **ANYTING** ELSE YOU WANTED TO NO ABOUT ME? IVE TOLD YOU TIME AND T IME AGAIN THAT BATHROOM SEX IS NOT AN OPTION BUT ILL BE YOUR CHAT ROOM BUDDIE!!!

On Sat, 02 May 1998 23:03:59 -0400, David H wrote:

That's my birthday too, David! Well... except I was born 4 years earlier. I'm not too old for you am I?

-Monica

Then I'm only 15 days younger than you. You're not too old for me, so come to Butt-head! Hee hee. [email] wrote in message ...

On Thu, 16 Jul 1998 04:09:56 GMT, [email] wrote:

The salesman, wanting to sell a modem to the phoneless David, claimed that a phone wasn't necessary to connect to the Internet. Furthermore -- because he was feeling mischievous that day -- the salesman told David that if he took the phone line from the modem and stuck it up his ass, he would be able to get online. The salesman laughed as David took the modem to the cash register and made his purchase.

Well, David had the last laugh, because _IT WORKED_!

Or as Flora might say, "What the <bleep> am I doing in a Seinfeld newsgroup?"

EvF

On Fri, 17 Jul 1998 22:44:53 GMT, [email] (Evilfabio) wrote:

Funny stuff. But that address is as bogus as a girlfriend for Stephen. I've checked David Harfudgeo out. Last name phony. bank account phony. Address phony. SS # phony.

It's DECATUR, not DECATER. (It's my hometown)

***R@D2 [address]!!!! MEAN ONS DO"NT READ!*****8***

FRIST I ONDIR WHY IS THEIR NO REAL WORLD IN NEW YORK HUH? THEIR COUD BE SEVEN **COUNT THEM** SEVEN PEPLE ON HTE WEST SIED BIENG REAL HEAR LIEK ON SENFELD WHICH SHOD BE HEAR AND NOT IN LA SINSE THEY MAKE IT IN LA ANY WAYS ITS ALL MAKE BELEVE SENFELD ITS NOT REAL LIEK REAL WOLRD AND RAOD RULES. BUT AND SO THEIR SHOUD BE A REAL SENFELD HEAR IN NEW YORK WITH FOR **COUNT THEM** FOR REAL FRENDS TALKIGN ABOUT NOTHIGN ITS FUNY.

PS THA"TS NOT ME ON HTE ENTER NET ITS MY BROHTER WHO I LIVE WIHT HES STEVE H TO BUT HES NUMBER TO **NOT LIKE DOODY LIKE JUNYER** HES 24 AND IM NUMER THRE **STEVE H III THA"TS WHY MY NIKNAM IS THREEPEO*** IM 19. MY DAD IS NUMBER ONE. MY BROHTER LETS ME UES HIS CHAT ACOUNT SINSE HE GOT ANOHTER ON AND HE SAYS I MAKE HIM LAF BUT HIS FRENDS AL LAF AT ME AND SAY LOOSER AND MORAN AND STOP PIKIGN YOUR NOS AND EETING YOUR BOOGERS AND FARTING WIN WERE TRYIGN TO WACH HTE OPRA YOU DUMNY SHUT UP BUTFACE AND HE DOSENT SAY ANY THIG TO DEFIND ME FROM HIS MEAN FRENDS. HE THENKS HES SMART BUT RELY HES DUMN SINSE ITS ALL A FROD HE FOOOLED EVERBODY IN ARZONA AND HE CUD"NT EVEN HARTLY AD BUT I CAN I DO HIS MATH HE SAYS IM A IDOTS AVANT BUT HIS FRENDS DO"NT KNO THAT BUT AND SO I DO WHICH IS WHY HE LETS ME UES HIS CHAT MACHINE SINSE I CULD TELL ON HIM.

YOU RCHAT PAL THREEPEO

AND NO THAT'S NO MY REAL ACCOUNT NUMBER SHEESH HOW DUMN DO YOU THING I AM I MEAN REALLIE!!!

I REALLIE HAVE AN ACCOUNT AT FIRST VALDAVEO BANK AND THE NUMBER IS 0052938272252489342839-01. SEE SO DO"NT CALL *ME* A DUMN WON@@!!!!!!!!

This guy gets funnier and funnier

StnCldJR45 wrote:

i think he's the worst troll since Haywood_Jablowme.