Our lovely Elaine has dated her share of losers! It almost seems that she is drawn to this kind so it would be that much easier to break up with them, Now boys & girls post your favorite loser to this newsgroup. My vote is for the english cad. what's yours?
Name Your Favorite Elaine Bozo Boyfriend!
Sep 23, 199746 posts by 27 posters
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Fans discuss and rank their favorite of Elaine's bad boyfriends from the series, with votes for characters like Tim Whatley, Crazy Joe Davola, David Puddy, and the English patient.
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The English cad? Oh, the bounder!
Howbout Jake Jarmel? Joel Rifkin? Tim Whatley? Tony, the 'Mimbo'?
i vote for crazy joe devola! then tim whatley.
Funnybone
In article , [email] (Dave) wrote:
Crazy Joe gets my vote
also, suprised no one mentioned Lloyd Braun, (ya know, Mayor Dinkins assistant)
David Puddy: "Yeah, that's right."
Tim Whatley: "No ... the peridontist."
The Maestro: "I brought this BALM for your BURNS."
Gotta love 'em. I hope they have more Whatley episodes, and I'd love to see the maestro back.
Rob :) (The Quote Guy)
with them,
Easy - David Puddy.
In article , "Mr. Gone" writes:
Yes, David Puddy!
"I'll be back. We'll make out." LOL!
Sherry :)
"Yeahthatsright."
"I pillage, I plunder"
"It still smells"
Hey, what about Tony "the Mimbo" (Dan Cortese) or my personal favorite, Jake Jarmel, the dude with the glasses from Malaysia, with whom Elaine had a bad break-up due to the JujyFruits. Can't blame her on that one.
Also, there's the bozo Ed from Seattle. David Putty's a good one, too. "Why do you have all that make-up on your face?" "You know, support the team."
Elaine: "David, I don't think we should see each other anymore." David: "Gett outta here, you gotta be kidding." Dan
The guy who shaves his head who freaks out when he starts to go bald.
David A. Tharp wrote in article ...
is drawn to this kind so it would be that much easier to break up with them,
for
David sez, without much control over the line lenght:
Simple. Seinfeld.
As he said on that 60 min interview, something to the effect: how could anyone like those guys?.
[email] (David A. Tharp) wrote:
David Puddy, a.k.a., the Face Painter... "Gotta Support the team."
Mike
The face painter (can't think of his name but he's now on Dave's World)
Steve
Her Svengali ("Sven-jolly":)) )-like psychiatrist was pretty awful. From *her* standpoint, anyway.
Sandy
Does anyone remember her musician boyfriend who bombed his chances in front of some important agents because he spent an hour "frolicking" with Elaine? When she saw what happened she sneaked out the restaurant and that is the last we saw of this guy. I thought this guy was interesting.
[email] (David A. Tharp) wrote:
Fred (played by Fred Stoller), the guy that couldn't remember her. So mellow!
"I'm depressed. I got this new shirt, the button fell off. Once the button falls off, that's it. I'll never fix it."
In , [email] writes:
Off topic, but here's a neat trick:
Put some clear nail polish on the button threads. They will NEVER
fall off. I can't tell you how much time/trouble this has saved me.
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(Remove XXXX to reply)On 29 Sep 1997, Dave wrote:
The cool guy George was in love with, and Elaine was only with him because he had a pretty face. Then she broke up with him because his face was deformed.> >
My fave is of course David Putty(sic).
His shallow brain dead character is the perfect for neurotic nit-picking Elaine...let's make out!
Lord Flesh wrote:
Hey, Lord CarbonCopy - is there any meaning to posting the same message 13 times???
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"OK, now click 'Post'. *Click*. Hmm. Did it work? My post is still here.
*Click* OK, howbout now? Nope. *Click* Now? Shit. *Click* *Click*
*Click* Dammit!! *Click* *Click* *Click* *Click* Phew! It's gone.
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(Remove XXXX to reply)Dave <[email] > wrote in article ...
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nit-picking
The biggest dork has to be Bob Cobb, aka "The Meistro." What a pompous bunghole.
Marlon J. Zetty done wrote:
I love the Maestro.
"I brought you this chinese *balm* for your *burns*!"
It's like I always tell my wife, if a character on a sitcom is annoying the fuck out of you, because the character in question is supposed to be annoying, outrageous, pathetic (i.e. the cast of "Seinfeld"), then the actor is really doing his/her job well. I wish I had a dollar for every time my wife said, "I *hate* Kramer! If I knew him I'd kill him!"
Indeed.
You got to LOVE the maistro.
One of my personal faves was Jimmy - "Jimmy likes Elaine. Jimmy got some new shoes."
In , "T.J.P." writes:
But Jimmy was never Elaine's boyfriend. In fact, she didn't even know that Jimmy was 'Jimmy'. She thought Hank was Jimmy.
"Jimmy's not threatened by Hank's sexuality.
Jimmy's happy for Hank."
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(Remove XXXX to reply)It was 'Hank', wasn't it?
My fave is of course David Putty(sic).
His shallow brain dead character is the perfect for neurotic nit-picking Elaine...let's make out!
My fave is of course David Putty(sic).
His shallow brain dead character is the perfect for neurotic nit-picking Elaine...let's make out!
My fave is of course David Putty(sic).
His shallow brain dead character is the perfect for neurotic nit-picking Elaine...let's make out!
My fave is of course David Putty(sic).
His shallow brain dead character is the perfect for neurotic nit-picking Elaine...let's make out!
My fave is of course David Putty(sic).
His shallow brain dead character is the perfect for neurotic nit-picking Elaine...let's make out!
My fave is of course David Putty(sic).
His shallow brain dead character is the perfect for neurotic nit-picking Elaine...let's make out!
Was there a reason you had to post this 5 times????? [email]
Lord Flesh wrote in article ...
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My fave is of course David Putty(sic).
His shallow brain dead character is the perfect for neurotic nit-picking Elaine...let's make out!
My fave is of course David Putty(sic).
His shallow brain dead character is the perfect for neurotic nit-picking Elaine...let's make out!
My fave is of course David Putty(sic).
His shallow brain dead character is the perfect for neurotic nit-picking Elaine...let's make out!
My fave is of course David Putty(sic).
His shallow brain dead character is the perfect for neurotic nit-picking Elaine...let's make out!
My fave is of course David Putty(sic).
His shallow brain dead character is the perfect for neurotic nit-picking Elaine...let's make out!
My fave is of course David Putty(sic).
His shallow brain dead character is the perfect for neurotic nit-picking Elaine...let's make out!
JOE DEVOLA!!
There is the "Close Talker" who not only bugs Jerry but getting right next to a person to talk to them but bugs Elaine by bonding with Jerry's parents instead of having quality time with her.
[email] (David A. Tharp) wrote:
Yeah, I can't remember his name, but he was played by Judge Reinhold in the "Raincoats" episodes.
-Jessica
His name was Aaron.
The worst boyfriend Elaine had was the Right-To-Life guy that she broke up with.....
Sierra
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You know you're dealing with an obnoxious asshole by how often they have to say, "I'm just kidding"-- anonymous quote
David A. Tharp ([email]) wrote:
Judge Reinhold (is that right?) from Fast Times at Ridgemont High and other such flicks.
Maria
Patrick M says: "My favorite Elaine Bozo Boyfriend would be, awww, heck, I don't have all the borough phone books. I'll have to get back to you. "
Ha! That's good. I didn't get to watch the show about the first three years it was on and have been catching up ever since with the syndicated shows. I also have been now seeing the line of bozo boyfriends that Elaine has had. Really funny stuff. Just saw the one last night with the boyfriend she had that moved Jerry's furniture. Funny episode.