Girlfriend Name Jerry Doesn't Know

What is the name of Jerry's girlfriend, the one that rhymes with a female body part? I saw the episode but can't remember!

maria

Maria Rost Rublee wrote:

It was never mentioned in that episode. I thought it was, though, in a later one. Was it Regina?

Bullets wrote:

Oops. Just remembered--Dolores.

Yup, that's it...Dolores. Thanks! Although the person who suggested Celeste should win a prize! :)

The name was mentioned in that episode. She walks out of his apartment after she confronts him about not knowing her name. He looks out the window, realizes what the name must be, and shouts it out...."Of course" smacks his forehead..."Dolores!"

Maria

On 15 Aug 1997 22:31:10 GMT, [email] (Maria Rost Rublee) wrote:

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What does celeste rhyme with?
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In article , [email] wrote:

The girlfriend's correct name - Dolores - actually was mentioned at the very end of the episode. After she storms out of his apartment, you see Jerry in a moment of *eureka*, and he runs toward his open window and yells "Dolores!!"

Now, besides Mulva, what were some of George & Jerry's other guesses?

Jeff

how does dolores rhythm with a female part ?

Brienz wrote:

Only if your pronunciation is off.

I live near a small town called Clyde. I often chuckle to myself whenever I see someone on vacation...Clyde Tourist :)

Just to keep on topic - I love Seinfeld

DG

"Brienz" wrote:

It does if you mispronounce clitoris.

In article "Brienz" wrote :

It rhymes with that thing that hangs down the back of your throat.

exactly where do you think the throat is? I know where the clitoris is, and they're not even close!

Nope..there is a joke here,,but I am not going near it!

"Brienz" wrote :

To which [email] (Captain Infinity) (me) wrote:

Which prompted "Scott J. Friedman" to write (without atributions, because AOL software stinks like bad cheese in dead socks):

Then you're not doing it right.

ROFL!

Actually, I've been told that the closer the throat and clitoris are, the more right you're doing it. Was she lying to me??

Jonathan wrote in article ...

Delores rhymes with Clitorous! The female body part is never mentioned in the episode. It is an episode you have to watch twice at least to catch everything. It is a very funny episode. The woman told Jerry "What do you expect when your name rhymes with a part of the female anatomy?"

It rhymes with the clitorus

James & Pamela Weger wrote in article ...

Dolores rymes with clitoris

Not if clitoris is pronounced correctly.

[email] wrote:

Like I said before in the Mulva/Delores thread, I have heard people pronounce clitoris in a way that WOULD rhyme with Delores.

-Jessica

I've noticed that certain threads are rerun more often than some
syndicated episodes.  I've seen this one before, and I know how it
ends.   Eventually everyone agrees that either pronunciation is
acceptable.
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[email] wrote in article ...

***SNIP***

I remember Gipple and Hest, but I'm drawing a blank on the others.

In article , "Marlon J. Zetty" writes:

Aretha, Bovary, and Celeste.

"Good idea. We'll both look at it. After all, three eyes are better than one." --Lt. Columbo

"Marlon J. Zetty" wrote:

I just replayed that episode for someone yestereday and made some notes:

George's guesses:

          Celeste (followed by variations Kest, Sest, Hest)
          Aretha
          Bovary
          Mulva

Jerry's guesses at the end:

          Mulva
          Gipple
          Loliola
          Dolores

Her name is not Delores, when jerry says it he thinks that may be it but no one knows. If you don't believe me look in the credits at the end and you will see it says 'Mysrey woman' not delores.

[email] wrote in article ...

[email] (Dave) wrote:

Right you are. I have it on tape and it says "Dolores" in the credits. I believe it was the season premiere in the fall of '96. If I remember correctly, we were arguing over this same thing last summer and they cleared it up for us in the season premiere last fall.

Bullets wrote in article ...

How many times do we have to say it? DOLORES!!!!

Celeste? Mulva? Gipple?

Maria Rost Rublee wrote in article ...

I'd gladly answer, but some doofus would probably sue me for sexual harrasment. =)

Oh, okay... it was Dolores.

Dolores......

Dolores

Delores - rhymes with Cl*tor*s.

Maria Rost Rublee wrote in article ...

"KJ" wrote:

What's with the asterisks**? You can say clitoris.

It doesn't if you pronounce clitoris correctly.

Jonathan wrote in article ...

Bovary???

djk wrote:

Hey name was Dolores . (rhymes with clitoris .. )

I wont reply with the obvious pun..but on another related subject..there are two accepted pronunciations of this body part.. You say Clitoris..and I say clitoris. Lets call the whole thing off!

On 15 Aug 1997, Maria Rost Rublee wrote:

DOLORES!

-BDL