Seinfeld Mini-Challenge

Name at least 6 of Elaine's past boy friends & win the (coveted) Cosmo award.

• Jerry
• The Moving man (the pro-lifer)
• Tony ('The Face'}
• The Englishman (The scoundrel - or some thing like that)
• The Artist (The Jnr. Mint)
• The Writer (with the fancy glasses from Malaysia?))

Do you want NAMES? - have to get out the tapes.

• Jake Jarmel (writer, guy in hospital, no !)
• David Putty (stole the moves, auto mechanic)
• Keith Hernandez (baseball player)
• Dalrymple (NBC exec who perished in the ocean)
• Simon (English guy, bounder)
• Crazy Joe Divola

And of course, Tim Whatley and Joel Rifkin. Wasn't there also a guy named Todd Gak?

In article [email] writes:

So Jake's 3 apparearances are: no "!"
                               in hospital (Elaine ate movie candy)
                               wouldn't tell where he got the eyeglass frames
Is the order correct?

Has anyone mentioned her boyfriend the Communist?

GR

And the guy from Seattle that provided Elaine with one of her greatest moments...the description of the ride to the airport...

In article , [email] writes:

Ah Yes.. the Van Wyck.....They say no one has ever beaten the Van Wyck... he he he he he

It Shrinks...???

Just Me, Lisa

 [email]
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"Get the honey!"

                 ------------------------- "Fatso"

[email] (Gary Russel /ADVISOR L. FAUSETT) wrote:

Also, don't forget the guy that played the Saxophone who gave her oral sex and blew his style on stage!!! How did they get away with that one.

[email] (Peter Palamara) wrote:

so much for a little sax in the afternoon.

cheers.

[email] (Gary Russel /ADVISOR L. FAUSETT) wrote:

And also the Triangle Pianter named Roy (the Junior Mint/surgery episode)

Also the Conductor

Also the Psychiatrist

[email] (Gary Russel /ADVISOR L. FAUSETT) wrote:

yes. you are correct. she most certainly did not bang jake in the hospital.

(non-unix people, sorry.)

cheers.

[email] (Gary Russel /ADVISOR L. FAUSETT) wrote:

And there was the guy who was the Rock Climber with the pretty face.

[email] (Todd) wrote:

He was lame.

Loved him, "We're the Devils!!!!" "Don't Mess with the DEVIL!!!!" Priest: "Dios Mio."

Lame

I am dying for them to resurrect this guy. I couldn't believe they iced him.

Let's see... (I'm really bad with names...)

The Maestro

The Rabid Football Fan

That Guy Visiting from Seattle (or was it France) who used her frequent flyer miles to get to New York

Jerry, of course

That writer who didn't use exclamation points

Joel Rifkin

Keith Hernandez

That 66 year old guy who died of a stroke right before she was about to break up with him

The Close Talker (Judge Reinhold)

The aide to Mayor Dinkins who she met at the Yogurt Shop

That guy who was supposed to meet her at the movies but ended up in the hospital instead; when she found out, she went ahead and picked up a box of JuJyFruits before heading off to the hospital

The President of NBC

The "Sponge-Worthy" Guy

That's all I can think of right now!

In article [email] (Jaycey) writes:

let's not forget Crazy Joe Divola!

In article , [email] (Bonnie Larson) writes:

And the "wake-up call" guy. "We slept head-to-toe."

In article , [email] (David A. Tharp) writes:

Putty the face painter. The Triangle Guy. the Psychiatrist. Joe Davola. Maesto Jerry

It Shrinks...???

Just Me, Lisa

 [email]
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"Get the honey!"

                 ------------------------- "Fatso"

In article [email] writes:

What about the mechanic, the close talker, the gay guy, the guy that was fat and then thin and in the hospital, the guy that made the manikin of her. Don't really know if all these guys can be considered boyfriends...like the gay guy and the guy that made the manikin (I think you could put him down as a stalker)

Barb

In article , [email] (Barbara White) writes:

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the fat guy in the hospital WAS the triangle guy

It Shrinks...???

Just Me, Lisa

 [email]
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"Get the honey!"

                 ------------------------- "Fatso"

[email] (john wildermuth) wrote:

His name was Ricki . He also played a patron in the theatre line when George etc were going to the movies (the Rochell Rochelle-Checkmate episode)

I love the closing scenes in the mannequin episode when the boss comes to ricki and says something like..."we are getting good reports about Model T12345". And Ricki replies..."I like to think of her as Elaine"

What a hoot!

My girlfriend came up w/ these ..... 1) Jimmy ( frm the health club, spoke of himself as the third party) 2) Jerry 3) Maestro 4) Elaine dates an older guy ( can't recall his name) 5) J. Peterman 6) Crazy Joe Divola 7) Joel Rifkin 8) President of NBC 9) Close - talker ( same guy as on Fast Times At Ridgemont High ) who became overly obsessed w/ Jerry's parents. 10) The delivery guy ( who brought Jerry's "new" couch, that Poppie peed on.) 11) Gay guy ( Elaine transforms to become straight.) 12) Nut who enedup painting his face for a hockey game. 13) Sales guy who made promise of huge discount 14)Keith Hernandez (baseball player) [email] (David A. Tharp) wrote:

David A. Tharp ([email]) wrote:

Jerry, The Bizarro Jerry, David Putty, The Close-Talker, Joel Rifkin, Russell Dalyrimple.

David A. Tharp ([email]) wrote:

Jerry, the Communist, Crazy Joe Divola, Bizarro Jerry, the Close Talker, and the snob who took her to Italy.

In article , [email] (Chris Webb) writes:

Now this award will get me.......??? can I put it on my Resume...???

:-)

It Shrinks...???

Just Me, Lisa

 [email]
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"Get the honey!"

                 ------------------------- "Fatso"

In article , [email] (C n G) writes:

She meets this guy ( sorry, I forget where ) and he decides to come and
stay with Elayne for a week or 2. But she is annoyed with him very
quickly.   To get him on a flight home, she has to get up early and drive
him to the airport.   She, of course, wakes up late ( is this the one
where no one is getting up on time, with the Runner,, I am sure someone
will correct me if I am wrong and give a much better rendition of this
story, anyway  ) she quickly packs his clothes..and tries to get him
dressed, while not bothering to get herself dressed just a nightgown and a
coat.  In the meantime, she has gotten directions on a shortcut to the
airport via the Van Wyck Expressway.
After the ride to the airport, which, of course was NOT done in time,
She rants on about how nobody has ever beaten the Van Wyck,," but my
friends.. I have come as close as any one has ever have. ..IF it wern't
for that 5 car pile up on the Van Wyck"..etc....
I am sure someone can do this better than I..

It Shrinks...???

Just Me, Lisa

 [email]
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"Get the honey!"

                 ------------------------- "Fatso"

On 9 Nov 1996 22:58:44 GMT, [email] wrote:

This is from an old episode (season 2) called "The Busboy" which aired June 26 1991. The episode with the runner who oversleeps is "The Hot Tub" from season 7 (aired 10/19 1995).

• Jerry
• The Maestro
• The Close-Talker
• The Mimbo
• Keith Hernandez
• Joel Rifkin

David A. Tharp ([email]) wrote:

[email] (Tracey Mapou) wrote:

I've just been informed of another 'boyfriend':

The older guy who suffers a stroke just before Elaine was about to ditch him. In the episode we see her visiting him and feeding him.

peter

What about the "fat starving artist" who had a Jr Mint inside him during surgery!

[email] (David A. Tharp) wrote:

Yes, but! How many of these guys were truly SPONGE WORTHY!

Did she in fact sleep with them all.

Oh, I forgot, there is also the boyfriend who would not kiss her because her hair smelt. What was his name?