Favorite Elayne line.

Afetr the thread on favorite George line, how about a favorite Elayne line ? There are several great ones, but just off the top of my head :

"You know, just when I thought you were the most shallow person I have ever met, you manage to drain a little more water out of the pool."

"A bird flew into my giant freak head". Jerry : "What freak head" ? "The one that sits on top of my disproprotionately scrawny neck". "I am a walking candy-apple !"

I think those were the exact words, but feel free to correct me.

NV.

"We went to a movie, then dinner, I had the Crab Bisque, then we went back to his place and ya-da-ya-da, I never heard from him again" George)" But you ya-da-ya-da-'d over the best part" Elaine) "No I didn't. I mentioned the bisque."

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Re the yada-yada episode, when it was rerun recently, I realized this is also the anti-dentite episode. Has to be what's characterized as one of the "little gems" we sometimes talk about.

JERRY: I think Dr. Whatley is converting to Judaism just for the jokes!

PRIEST: And this offends you as a Jewish person?

JERRY: No. It offends me as a comedian!

Something like that.

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LOL, god I love that scene. Although It's actually "PURELY for the jokes"

Ron

"How shall I put this, He took it out"

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Talking with Jerry and George about uncircumsized penis's "It had no personality, it was like an alien."

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On how teenaged girls get revenge on their enemies:

"We just talk about them until they develope eating disorders." (paraphrase)

I think it was _tease_ them until ........ I think that's my favourite too.

Cheers, Sobbers.

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I think my favorite Elaine-word is: 'spunge-worthy' (i don't know if I used the correct spelling). Barbara

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"That's because you're an idiot"

--Spoken to George after he emotionally speaks of how he always thought Elayne and Jerry belonged together.

A couple.

Do I smell anything? Am I hard of smelling?

Is it possible that I'm not as attractive as I think I am?

I quit having sex and I don't know no Portuguese

In The Lip Reader Elaine pretended she was deaf to avoid chit chatting with a limo driver. But it didn't work. "He caught me hearing."

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I'm George! I'm George!!

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Why are the pretty ones always insane?

Wasn't it in The Virgin where Elaine said something like "I just bought some new panties and I have to lay them all out." This was because Jerry went out with a co-worker of Elaine's who talked dirty. So Jerry said, "You mean the panties your mother laid out for you?" Then the co-worker must have told Elaine. Paul Niranjan Vasan wrote in message news:[email]...

The best......."It SHRINKS???"

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One of my favorites is.. George: You know I always wanted to see you two get back together. (jerry and elayne) Elayne: ... well that's 'cos you're an idiot

just the way she said it.. gotta love it -katie

I agree! That was hilarious delivery.

I also enjoyed the way she said this line from The Yadda Yadda: "I mentioned the bisque...."

John

"You might be more than just a few tweaks short of a healthy relationship."

Get out!

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