Paging Mr. Michael Richards. We have your pages.

I was walking behind Michael Richards at LAX when two pieces of paper folded together fell out of his back pocket. I struggled to catch up with him to return it, but the throng was too great. As he was being carried along in the mass of humanity I saw him feel his back pocket and then exclaim to an aide: "My God I've lost the two pages from the final episode which I was able to slip into my pocket while Jerry was supervising the shredding of all the final scripts! It was my most treasured piece of memorabilia from the most colorful page of my life so far! I folded it so carefully," he wailed. Then I lost sight of him. So I'm trying to get this thing back to Mr. Richards. If anyone can alert him to this message, I think he would appreciate it very highly. As proof I have included the text from said page, which now follows:

JERRY

Great- I have to get some Clorox now.

Do you have some ones for this change?

I can't hand a clerk a fist full of

change and have everyone behind me

wait while he counts it out on the

store counter.

KRAMER

Jerrrrrry. Don't worry about it.

This is a college town. Half the

retail transactions around here every

day are solid coin- dimes and quarters.

JERRY

This is a college town.

KRAMER

NYU....Columbia...

JERRY

Kramer a college town is a small town

with a big college. A town where the

school and the students are the main

presence. New York City is not a

college town.

KRAMER

(BROW FURROWING) Where are these places?

JERRY

Around the country- here and there. Like

company towns- like where just one thing

is the main thing. Like the old steel mill

towns, or the car factory towns- the towns

just outside remote military bases.

KRAMER

(DETACHED, MIND DISTANT) Whole towns with

just one main thing? (SUDDENLY ALARMED)

There aren't clown towns are there?!?!

(LOOKS FOR REASSURANCE) The clowns are

strictly confined to their respective

circuses right!? They wouldn't let whole

towns of clowns form! (BEAT) I need

to see your road maps right now!

KRAMER GRABS JERRY'S PHONE AND DIALS OUT QUICKLY.

KRAMER

(INTO PHONE) Listen FDR, I'm putting our

"Legendary-Cross-Country Car Tour" on

hold! There has been an alarming development!

   I was walking behind Michael Richards at LAX.  Striding manfully right next
to  Richards was none other than David Letterman!    Suddenly I witnessed two
pieces of paper folded together fall out of Richards' back pocket.  I swept the
dropped article up and struggled to catch up to return it,  but the throng was
too great.  As he was being carried along in the mass of humanity I saw him
feel his back pocket and then exclaim to an aide and The David:  "My God I've
lost the two pages from the final episode which I was able to slip into my
pocket while Jerry was supervising the shredding of all the final scripts!  It
was my most treasured piece of memorabilia from the most colorful page of my
life so far!   I folded it so carefully,"  he wailed.  Then Mr. Richards
stumbled and twisted wildly, going into a spectacular low-speed cartwheel,
carrying Mr. Letterman with him.  At this point I lost sight of them, never to
regain visual contact.  So anyway, now I'm trying to get these pages back to
Mr. Richards.  If anyone can alert him to this message, I think he would
appreciate it very highly.    As proof I have included the text from said page,
which now follows:

JERRY

Great- I have to get some Clorox now.

Do you have some ones for this change?

I can't hand a clerk a fist full of

change and have everyone behind me

wait while he counts it out on the

store counter.

KRAMER

Jerrrrrry. Don't worry about it.

This is a college town. Half the

retail transactions around here every

day are solid coin- dimes and quarters.

JERRY

This is a college town.

KRAMER

NYU....Columbia...

JERRY

Kramer a college town is a small town

with a big college. A town where the

school and the students are the main

presence. New York City is not a

college town.

KRAMER

(BROW FURROWING) Where are these places?

JERRY

Around the country- here and there. Like

company towns- like where just one thing

is the main thing. Like the old steel mill

towns, or the car factory towns- the towns

just outside remote military bases.

KRAMER

(DETACHED, MIND DISTANT) Whole towns with

just one main thing? (SUDDENLY ALARMED)

There aren't clown towns are there?!?!

(LOOKS FOR REASSURANCE) The clowns are

strictly confined to their respective

circuses right!? They wouldn't let whole

towns of clowns form! (BEAT) I need

to see your road maps right now!

KRAMER GRABS JERRY'S PHONE AND DIALS OUT QUICKLY.

KRAMER

(INTO PHONE) Listen FDR, I'm putting our

"Legendary-Cross-Country Car Tour" on

hold! There has been an alarming development!

Let me guess, you're eyes are brown, aren't they?