Classic George

Jan 24, 2002, 6:43 PM ET7 posts by 6 posters
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Fans celebrate George Costanza's best comedic moments and memorable scenes throughout the series, with strong appreciation for his physical comedy, awkward situations, and humorous dialogue.

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Jargon

Some of his finer moments (in no particular order):

1. The way he acted in attempting to claim compensation at the hospital (The Bris) 2. Telling of the event in which he saved the beached whale (The Marine Biologist) 3. Explaining his exit because of the fire at the kids party (The Fire) 4. Declining the offer to go up for "coffee" then realising what it meant (The Phone Message) 5. Explaining himself to the gang because he was "caught" (The Contest) 6. Telling Steinbrenner what he thought of him, at the Yankees (The Opposite) 7. Creating the alias Art Vandelay and pretending to be an architect (The Stakeout) 8. Said George to the housekeeper who couldn't speak English, "I would like to dip my bald head in oil and rub it all over your body." (The Old Man) 9. His misfortunes in trying to get a Twix from the vending machine, and finally giving in with a yell of despair (The Dealership) 10. Going to great lengths in delivering the perfect comeback (The Comeback) 11. Buying the last copy of Time magazine and therefore making fun of the convict that also wanted it (The Airport) 12. Hiding/moving the suit at the clothes store so that his 'rival' couldn't buy it (The Pie) 13. Angering the Bubble Boy by insisting "it's MOOPS!" 14. His reaction to the sponge bath scene(s) at the hospital... (The Contest, The Outing) 15. His endless determination to please Jerry's masseuse girlfriend, just because she didn't like him (The Masseuse) 16. His endless determination in getting revenge on Rachel, eventually putting lobster into the eggs for breakfast (The Hamptons)

I assure you I have not copied this list from anywhere! I created this list myself. Feel free to discuss this list, add any other classic plots/moments that have been left out.

unknownJargon

On Thu, 24 Jan 2002 23:43:11 +0000 (UTC), "Jargon" wrote:

Those are good. I also really like his speech to Patrice about being pretentious in The Truth.

PATRICE: You hate my earrings don't you? GEORGE: No, no, PATRICE: And you didn't comment on the chop sticks. GEORGE: I love the chop sticks. I, I personally prefer a fork but they look very nice. PATRICE: You're not telling me the truth. I must have done something. GEORGE: I have a fear of intimacy PATRICE: Don't give me cliches. I have a right to know. What did I do wrong? GEORGE: Nothing. It's not YO . . . PATRICE: I want the truth. GEORGE: The truth. you want the truth? It IS your earrings It IS the chopsticks but it's so much more. You're pretentious. You call everyone by their full name You call my doorman, Sammy, "Samuel". But you didn't even say "Samuel" You went "Sam - U- EL". Papie-ay Mach-ay! What is Papie-ay Mach-ay? PATRICE: Keep goin'. GEORGE: I, I think I made my point. I'm sorry if I was a little harsh.

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