Fans share favorite Elaine quotes and scenes, with discussion of memorable lines including her interactions with Kramer, Keith Hernandez, and Jerry's parents.
One of my favorites is when she has Kramer play her doctor from some clinic. And he asks her, her last name. He gets it wrong the first time and she replys "It's Benis, you jack-ass!" It makes me laugh every time I hear it. What are your favorites?
James T. Guzman
Elaine to Keith Hernandez:
"I think you'd better check with the 3rd base coach. Cause I don't think he's waving you in just yet"
I love the way she whines when she's in Florida with Jerry by his parents, and they won't turn the A.C. on: "Mrs. Seiiiiiinfeld, could you pleeeeease turn on the air conditioning." - It's so funny :)
Ron
"'Big Head'? Is that the best you can do?!"
What does he import? "Potato chips." What does he export? "Diapers."
"Epstein-Barr with a twist of Lyme disease."
"Stella!! Stella!!"
Not a line, but there was a time in the gym where she tries to look casual and snaps her suspenders right on her breasts, and you can see the anguish in her face, but she keeps her cool and finishes the scene.
I can't remember it exactly but I think it was in The Hamptons after Jerry asks her if women know about 'shrinkage' she says..
I don't know how you guys walk with those things...and has this wierd look as she walks away.
That's a really good one. My friends (male & female) and I use it all the time now!
Elaine is (obviously) talking to George as he wears his toupee. Her hands are cupped around her mouth and she announces...
"YOU'RE BALD!!!"
(hee hee hee... still laughing)
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"You're just an empty cage girl if you kill the bird"
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"I hate men, but I'm not a lesbian!"
I don't remember the exact line, but I laughed histerically last year when she was watching the "English Patient" (and said something like: "just shut up and die!".)
And let's not forget: "I'm Queen of the Castle".
in "The Subway" she says"I'm not a lesbian...........I just hate men" the more hair I lose..the more head I get
not an exact qoute but the whole 'spare a square' phrase was great