WHY I HATE SEINFELD FANS

When are the Seinfeld cry babies going to stop moaning the loss of their sissie-boy TV friend?

Frankly, the more intelligent among us are rejoicing that this simpering 30 minutes of putrid bile is finally off the air.

All "Seinfeld" appealed to was weak baby-boomers in mid-life crisis mode who (like the characters in the show itself) cannot deal with life's realities.

"Seinfeld" fans somehow identify with Jerry! Look, this half-talent comedian has made millions by merchandising his mediocrity. You are mediocre, too, only you have not made millions off your blandness.

Frankly, I will not miss Elaine (slut princess), George (latent homosexual), Kramer (Ted Kazinski-in-the-making) or Neuman (more Chins than China).

I call upon all "Seinfeld" fans to quit acting like 10-year-old girls getting over their first crush. The show is over. Rejoice in the end of at least 30 minutes of Blah TV.

I read through DejaNews on this person, and man is S/he ever an idiot. "Why I Hate Jesus" on the Alt.Religion NG...for example. If you have time go ahead and read through, very entertaining how one person could be so messed up in the head.

PaulJ wrote in message ...

Jesus? Jerry Seinfeld? What do they have in common?

That's right: They're both Jewish! So, clearly, this person is a rabid antisemite! I think we may have a case under the hate crimes laws!

--Chris (Well, it couldn't hurt to try. :)

cattlovrr wrote in message ...

(Rest of flame bait snipped)

For those who do not know this already.

cattlovrr is a rather unsubtle troll who posts insulting tiatribes to various Newsgroups, than waits for the flame action. This person (believed to be a she) has been kicked off of AOL for this routine, but has started anew with this current ISP.

Don't bother reacting, s/he will not respond to your flames ,directly. S/he appeartly get a kick out of watching folks dance to his/her tune.

In article , [email] wrote:

Okay, I bite. Not that I consider myself tha ardent of a fan. But...

Finally something to feel good about. I can not relate to any of the comments made by 'cattlovrr'(no sense reading between the lines here). To be 'different' than the person making this post is desirable. Rejoicing.

In article , [email] wrote:

So...you don't like us, is that what your saying? :o)

Oh, by the way, I'm interested how George, who dates a different WOMAN every week, is a latent homosexual. On second thought, maybe you should keep your theories to yourself.

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Sissies and homosexuals seem to be you preoccupation. .......Just comes natural does it?

cattlovrr dictated to someone:

Seems to me you know quite a bit about a show you claim to hate so much.

The difference between regulars on the a.t.s. ng and trolls like you is that we are having a discussion about something that we all enjoy--me and Justin Tribble a little less than LEGGGS, Recordhead and others, but we are almost all Sein-fans.

I don't like NYPD Blue, Ellen, Friends, 3rd Rock, The Simpsons, Suddenly Susan, Touched by an Angel, Cosby (the new show) and many other popular shows--ESPECIALLY Ally McBeal (Hey, David E. Kelley, I agree with the old woman at the end of the show--"YOU STINK!")

I may comment about my distaste for the shows, but I wouldn't dream of going to newsgroups for those shows and trashing the show OR its fans. "Why not?", you may ask. I ask, "Why bother?"

How, praytell, can you "hate" people you have never met? Why do you desire to see Seinfeld fans in misery? So we can give you company in your life of unhappiness?

When Laverne & Shirley, the most overrated sitcom in the history of TV (IMHO) was canceled, I don't remember where I was or what I was doing. You have given me (and no doubt others) the impression that the retiring of Seinfeld is a major event in your life. As an amateur shrink, I think that this qualifies you as a...well, you say it, Ace... Click Here!

This was perhaps the funniest post I have read on the Internet in a long time. HAPPY NEW YEAR AND CALL YOUR MOTHER!

Ronie J Whalen

If you want to shut him/her down, send 'em a file with an attachment 1MB in size...

It'll take you 4-8 minutes to send your post, but it'll crush her/his email account...

Maybe then, he/she will take the hint...

cattlovrr wrote in message ...

In article , [email] says...

	Sure, and when their admin finds who did it, you'll have even more
	fun trying to explain it to your ISP and saving your own account.
	People that make suggestions such as this are probably the same
	ones that complain about "waaa... my connection is too sloooow"
	or "I hate spam".  Suggestions like this only contribute to more
	wasted bandwith.

	I wonder how Don would feel if because we hated his 3rd grade sug-
	gestion we sent him a 1 meg file. "huh huh huh, i'm so kewl man,
	i krashed ur account".

Sounds like YOU have spent many hours watching the show.

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On Thu, 1 Jan 1998, cattlovrr wrote:

I could very easily go through your letter and put in a lot of little comments to turn it back my way, but whats the point, how could anyone not like seinfeld???, it is not all about people who can;t handle reality, maybe some is, but a lot os about situations we all do face and frankly it is piss funny.

go fuck a cow you cattle lover

Must be a Star Trek fan, by his choice of bed partners......

JW3045 wrote in message ...

the far right lunatic fringe scores again!!!

the far right lunatic fringe scores again!!!

If you hate seinfeld fans so much, then don't come to the NG or write to us. Waste your sorry life somewhere else on some other NG that cares. (if there is one.)

-Billie-

Us Seinfeldmaniacs are disliked by the "nons", because our sence of humor is much too deep for the average mind. The "nons" can figure out what that says about them at their own pace.

Larry

L.Murray and M.Murray San Antonio, Texas

"Having a good day"

In , Robert Hayes writes:

Well, we tried that with you and you didn't go away. (please take this in good humor)

Dave wrote: <troll stuff>

I don't think Jesus Sucked when Larry David was there! :-)

rATBOY, YOU GET 3 TRIBBLES FOR THAT FUNNY COMMENT

Paul52751 wrote:

LEGGS where are you? We have another patient here. :)

maro

So many patients... so little time......

It Shrinks...???

LEGGGS wrote:

I love it. :) It seems there is never a shortage of patients.

maro

Heck..between here and work..I will never run out of patients... patience maybe...but not patients!!!

It Shrinks...???