This guy reminded me of Kramer's friend Brody.....
-GiL-
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Date: Wed, 28 May 1997 01:24:10 -0400
From: Dennis Blake
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Subject: THE LISTIf you'd like, you can skip all this crap and go right to the movie list. :-) But if you're interested in legal stuff, I guess you might want to read this before you buy a movie...
Welcome to my wonderful world of movies. The FBI says: "Warning! Federal law provides severe civil and criminal penalties for the unauthorized reproduction, distribution or exhibition of copyrighted motion pictures, video tapes and video discs." The FBI is silly. I'm not hurting anybody. And the FBI just says that crap to scare people. The police and FBI have better things to do with their time. There is real crime out there. Some guy who presses "record" on his VCR is not a criminal! The truth is the authorities don't really give a damn about " movie bootleggers." In my neighborhood, there's about 5 different bootleggers within a 5 mile radius. Some set up stands anywhere they want, and some use buildings. The cops drive by, and don't even say anything. One time, I saw a cop buy a movie. The people want cheap movies! So no one ever complains about these "bootleggers" because movies don't hurt anybody. If you want to report me to the authorities, go ahead. Let's see what happens. I'm pretty sure that the authorities (and me) will be laughing at your allegations. My little movie business is entirely run by me and one other guy. If the authorities actually do investigate these matters, they will go after the big organizations, not me and my friend John Doe.
If what I'm doing bothers you, please don't email me angry letters, just leave me alone. This is just something I do in my spare time, because I love movies. If you want a movie from the list, state the number of the movie, and give me your address. I'll give you my address and you must send me exactly $10. I'll send the movie to you. So, with that being said, here's my list of movies. Most of these movies are recorded in SP mode, and are in HI FI stereo.
1. Joe's Apartment 2. The Long Kiss Goodnight 3. Jerry Maguire 4. The Arrival 5. Bulletproof 6. Multiplicity 7. Clerks 8. The Pallbearer 9. Dillinger 10. Taxi Driver 11. Leaving Las Vegas 12. Full Metal Jacket 13. Navy Seals 14. New Jersey Drive 15. Raging Bull 16. Night And The City 17. Eraser 18. Set It Off 19. Heartbreak Ridge 20. Kiss Of Death 21. Platoon 22. Assassins 23. Federal Hill 24. El Mariachi 25. Desperado 26. Lethal Weapon 1 27. Lethal Weapon 2 28. Lethal Weapon 3 29. Space Jam 30. Fled 31. William Shakespeare's Romeo & Juliet 32. Sleepers 33. Smoke 34. Blue In The Face 35. Clockers 36. Apocalypse Now 37. White Man's Burden 38. Phenomenon 39. Men Of Respect 40. Seven 41. Dirty Harry 42. Rain Man 43. Wolf 44. Another 48 Hours 45. Kickboxer 46. Scarface 47. The Ghost And The Darkness 48. Lone Star 49. Extreme Measures 50. Once Upon A Time In America 51. Family Business 52. Jason's Lyric 53. Dangerous Minds 54. The Godfather 55. The Godfather Part Two 56. The Godfather Part Three 57. A Bronx Tale 58. Golden Eye 59. The Show 60. Virtuosity 61. The Usual Suspects 62. The Fugitive 63. Forrest Gump 64. Tales From The Hood 65. Die Hard 66. Die Hard 2 67. Die Hard 3 68. The Nutty Professor 69. Dead Presidents 70. My Cousin Vinny 71. Things To Do In Denver When You're Dead 72. Star Wars 73. The Empire Strikes Back 74. Return Of The Jedi 75. Friday 76. Beverly Hills Cop 2 77. Beverly Hills Cop 3 78. Casino 79. Bad Lieutenant 80. Copycat 81. A Low Down Dirty Shame 82. Menace 2 Society 83. Pulp Fiction 84. City Slickers 85. City Slickers 2 86. Colors 87. Above The Rim 88. Strapped 89. Top Gun 90. From Dusk Till Dawn 91. Vampire In Brooklyn 92. Mean Sreets 93. Billy Bathgate 94. New Jack City 95. Bad Boys 96. Apollo 13 97. To Die For 98. Deep Cover 99. Operation Dumbo Drop 100. Mission Impossible 101. Judge Dredd 102. Ransom 103. Daylight 104. Cheech & Chong's Up In Smoke 105. Cheech & Chong's Next Movie 106. Cheech & Chong's Nice Dreams 107. Cheech & Chong's Still Smokin' 108. Cheech & Chong's The Corsican Brothers 109. Cheech & Chong's Things Are Tough All Over 110. Trigger Effect 111. A Very Brady Sequel 112. Escape From L.A. 113. Star Trek - First Contact 114. Swingers 115. Thinner 116. High School High 117. One Fine Day 118. American Me 119. Rumble In The Bronx 120. The Rock 121. The Cable Guy 122. Carlito's Way 123. Money Train 124. Happy Gilmore 125. Blacksheep 126. Under Siege 2 127. Basic Instinct 128. Get Shorty 129. Toy Story 130. Waiting To Exhale 131. Waterworld 132. The Cotton Club 133. The Walking Dead 134. Boyz N The Hood 135. Cliffhanger 136. Mobsters 137. Dumb And Dumber 138. Ace Ventura Pet Detective 139. Ace Ventura When Nature Calls 140. The Cable Guy 141. Heat 142. Broken Arrow 143. Wise Guys 144. Reservoir Dogs 145. Hoosiers 146. Dead Man Walking 147. Independence Day
If you want a movie that is not on the list, I can probably get it for you, but it will cost you extra. You can tell me the name of the movie, and I will do my best to get you a copy of it.
Movie Theater videos cost $13, but I do not have a list of these movies. If you want a movie that is out in the theaters, tell me the name of it and I might be able to get it for you. These movies are not available to rent or buy in any video stores (hence the price is $13). These videos usually have poor sound quality because they are recorded with a home video camera in a movie theater, but the picture is usually pretty good.