SEINFELD QUOTES
�"And it's all happening because I've ignored every urge towards common sense and good judgement I ever had! This is no longer just some crazy notion, Elaine, Jerry... this is my religion." (The Opposite) �"Bald men with no jobs, and no money, who live with their parents don't approach strange women." (The Opposite) �"Every group has [it's loser] - like us with Elaine." (The Van Buren Boys)
�"I have tremendous respect for people who work with feet." (The Cheever Letters) �"I like De Soto." (The Boyfriend) �"I like flowing cascading hair. Thick, lusterous hair is very important to me." (The Fix-up) �"I think it moved." (The Note) �"I think that you think that a certain something is not all that it could be, when in fact it is all that is should be and more!" (The Hamptons) �"I was in the pool! I was in the pool!" (The Hamptons) �"I'm a father! I did it! My boys can swim!" (The Fix-up) �"I've driven women to lesbianism before, but never to a mental institution." (The Truth) �"I've never tasted a cough medicine I didn't love" (The Hamptons) �"It's funny, the tomato really never took off as a hand-fruit" (The Hamptons) �"It's like I'm Neil Armstrong. I turn around for a sip of Tang, and you jump out first!" (The Hamptons) �"It's one thing if I make it up. I know what I'm good at. I know my alleys. You got me in the Galopogis Islands living with the turtles!" (The Marine Biologist) �"Jerkstore would've smoked that guy!" (The Comeback) �"My father wear's his shoes in the pool!" (The Puffy Shirt, from Stuart Smith) �"My name's Buck Naked, I'm a porno actor." (The Outing) �"No, wait a minute. I always have tuna on toast. Nothing's ever worked out for me with tuna on toast. I want the complete opposite of tuna on toast. Chicken salad, on rye, untoasted, with a side of potatoe salad... and a cup of tea!" (The Opposite) �"Now she thinks that we're gay... not that there's anything wrong with that!" (The Outing) �"Please, a little respect, for I am Costanza, Lord of the Idiots!" (The Apartment) �"So I started to walk into the water. I won't lie to you boys: I was terrified. But I pressed on. And as I made my way past the breakers a strange calm came over me. I don't know if it was divine intervention or the kindship of all living things but I tell you Jerry, at that moment... I was a marine biologist." (The Marine Biologist) �"The sea was angry that day, my friends. Like an old man trying to send back soup in a deli..." (The Marine Biologist) �"This was supposed to be the summer of George. The summer of George!" (The Summer of George) �George: "We had a pact! You shook my hand in that coffee shop, you know." Jerry: "All I did was shake your hand." George: "Ah HA!" (The Soup Nazi) �"What about the skin? I need a good cheek - I like a good cheek... is there a pinkish hue?" (The Fix-up) �"Why couldn't you make me an architech? You know I always wanted to pretend that I was an architech!" (The Marine Biologist)