LIST - Medical/Injuries/Doctors

Can anyone add to the lists?

               A Bris - in the hospital [The Bris]
               Arm spasm [George in The Non-Fat Yogurt]
               Back condition [Morty lost his wallet]
               Blockage - Kramer needed Bran cereal [The Pitch]
               Bulimia - George was paying for the meals [The Switch]
               Breathtaking - Elaine, baby, eggs - doctor  [The
Hamptons]
               Broken Toe - Elaine was caned [The Dinner PArty]
               Cancer - Gary Fogel faked it [The Scofflaw]
               Coma - Jerry's neighbor  [The Suicide]
               Common Cold [kramer's dog medicine]
               Depleted sperm count [Kramer]
               Drug overdose - Mr. Pitt  [The Diplomants Club]
               Failing eyesight [George 'throws' eye test to get books
on tape]
               Foreign object in rectum - Frank [The Assman]
               Fungus Infection - the cat  [The Conversion]
               Gas explosion deaths and injuries [The Busboy]
               Heart attack - George seeks holistic healer Tor's advice
[The Heart Attack]
               Incontinence - Poppie [The Pie]
               Kidney Stone Kramer's [The Gymnast]
               Lupus  - George
               Lyme disease - Elaine's roommate [The Stock Tip]
               Mental illness - Lloyd Braun
               Natural causes [George tells Peterman's dying mother -
Boscoe]
               Nausia - the black and white cookie [The Dinner Party]
               Paralysis - [The Handicapped Spot]
               Rabies [Elaine's dog bite - doctor does not know about
rabies]
               Ruptured capillaries in eyes - Jerry-scuba diving [The
Pen]
               Severed Toe - kramer takes in Cracker Jack box to
hospital [The Fire]
               Skin Cancer - The Pimple Doctor
               Skin Rash [Elaine's charts describe her as a problem
patient]
               Spleenectomy [Jnr Mint]
               Sprained leg? - Bette Midler [The Understudy]
               Stiff Neck [Elaine, the one with the bike promise]
               Tooth ache [Jerry, sneaking into Tim Whatley's party]
               Tonsillectomy - George's mistaken heart attack [The Heart
Attack]
               Toxic poisoning [Susan]
               Uromisotisi - Jerry's fake urinary problem [Parking
Garage]
               Vasectomy [Kramer's]
               Wrenched back - [Stella!]
               Wrenched back - Estelle [The Contest)
               X-rays [Elaine fasts before the x-ray and hallucinates]
               - George's legs? [slipped on envelopes]
               -email me with additions/corrections please - this is
list still being developed

also, didn't estelle end up in the hospital during "the outing?" remember the male/male sponge bath, a take-off of the similar scene in "the contest."

and a variety of back injuries to three generations of the awful, unfunny mandalbaums.

See if this qualifies when Kramer has the Kivorka----The lure of the animal

Dave

second- and third-degree burns--from trying to cut into hot, tightly-wrapped crepes broken legs--George, after he slipped on invitations impotence--George, before he found the mango allergy to lobster--Jerry's girlfriend (The Hamptons) burns on inside legs--Kramer, in mishap with the Cafe Latte

Those are great - I will add them soon

That was not an 'allergy' to lobster. Rachel was Jewish and Lobster is not a Kosher food.

Dixon Hayes wrote:

If I remember correctly, Jerry's girlfriend wasn't allergic to lobsters-they just weren't kosher(she was Jewish).

The News Guy(Mike) wrote:

How about:

Concussion (Kramer getting kicked in the head by Crazy Joe Davola) Skin Cancer (George's Boss when Jerry's Dating a dermatologist & Kramer fakes being the doctor) Skin Rash (Same episode as above Jerry catches something in the dermatologist's waiting room) Burns (Kramer spills his hot cafe latte in his lap when he sneaks it into the movies) Black Eye (Kramer get's punched when watching the shower techniques of the guys at the gym when he is trying to cut down on his shower time) Hypothermia (When the heater in Kramer's lounge room spa fails)

Don't know if this one was mentioned before, but in The Letter, when Kramer got hit in the head by a baseball at the Yankee's game. His xray's were all negative, but he called George Mike and Elaine Carol.

Erin.

[email] wrote in article ...

...As in the Bradys? Interesting...

In article , "The News Guy(Mike)" wrote:

How about when "Hunky Tony" takes a bit of a tumble.

Elaine: "Did something happen to Tony?"

Kramer: "That depends on what you mean by 'happen'."

And, the Nose Job that George's girlfriend gets. I think it's called rhinoplasty.

---another injury to estelle in "the outing" which mimicked same in "the contest."

---'discoloration' on george's lip in "the pilot."

---along with 'wrenched back (stella!!)' you can include elaine's overuse (not really an overDOSE) of muscle relaxers.

---Kramer's horrible reaction to Mary Hart's voice

Brantley30 wrote:

Got all those up on the web site now. I did not include 'murder' in the 'injuries' - they are included in the CRIMES section

Thanks,

Mike

Gonorrhea Cirrosis of the liver/Jaundice

Didn't Kramer and Kenny have those "diseases" in their acting?

D. P. Roberts wrote:

Thanks, - they have been added - check out the complete one on the web site below -

On Sat, 30 May 1998 02:27:18 GMT, [email] (D. P. Roberts) wrote:

"heart attack" and tonsils - George in "The Heart Attack" paralysis aft fall down steps - George in "The Summer of George" back went out - George's mother in "The Contest" and "The Outing" poisoning - George's fiancee Susan in "The Invitations" sudden death - Manya in "The Pony Remark"

In the episode about the guy who always referred to himself as "Jimmy", Jimmy gets his leg injured and winds up on crutches, and Kramer is taken for someone mentally/physically challenged because of his shoes and his mouth being numb from novocaine from his dental visit..

snip

L Outlaw wrote:

Right - a few people suggested Jimmy - I will add him now.