Rob's Quote O' the Day (10/13)

S09E03 The Serenity NowliveOct 13, 19974 days later1 post by 1 poster
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Robert G Cameron
Quick thanks to Dave Adams for letting me know he likes the quotes!
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  • Jerry: K-Kramer, what is that?!
  • Kramer: What?
  • Jerry: That puddle on my sofa!
  • Kramer: What puddle?
  • Jerry: That puddle!
  • Kramer: <jiggles> I dunno ...

- Jerry: Is it? Could it? C-Could he have? It is! Poppy peed on my sofa!

  • Kramer: Are you sure?
  • Jerry: Well what is it then? My new sofa! Poppy peed on my new sofa!
  • Kramer: I'm sure it'll come out ...
  • Jerry: I don't care if it comes out, I can't sit on that anymore!
  • Kramer: Ahh, you're making too much of it.

- Jerry: Yeah you're right ... it's a natural human function, it just happens to be on my *sofa* instead of in the toilet where it would normally be.

  • Kramer: Right!

Rob :) (The Quote Guy)