How it should All End

Our four heroes, coming back from a coffee klatch, ar pancaked by Newman, who has hurled himself off the roof in a fit of despondency over a setback in a Risk Game. On the way to the funerals, all the relatives die in wacky transportation accidents. After the funeral, various and sundry friends succumb to fatal E. coli contracted from the borscht at the coffee shop. Seems some malcontent had taken a dump in it. Our valiant four get to the Pearly Gates, only to find that St. Peter has been replaced by the Soup Nazi. (No Bliss for You! Come back Three Millennia!!) The final shot is Godzilla destroying the apartment building.////hey, it works for me....mike jarboe