Just where did this "Monty D. Martin" guy come from anyway?
As someone already noted, he responds to almost every posting, each with a joke, borderline insult, or extremely rude remark.
"... they do eat lots of watermelon and have big wangers" ? Australians?? Not only do you match the stereotype with the wrong group, but you use a real rude one.
"Who's that guy with the egg on his face?"
-Gary K.