Never happened, but wish they had:
- Puddy throws Elaine down the stairs.
- Jerry vomits onscreen.
- Jerry and Newman throw blows.
- George becomes anoerexic.
- Kramer concocts another brilliant plan which backfires and results in the deaths of thousands.
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5 things i wish i'd seen on seinfeld
Mar 28, 199825 posts by 23 posters
🙂 Liked it🔥 Controversial❌ Never happened
Seinfeld finale will feature Joe Davola in a bell tower with a machine gun killing the main characters.
Fans suggest dark scenarios they wish had happened on the show, including violence, vomiting, and catastrophic consequences, with some predicting a tragic finale involving a mass shooting.
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[email] wrote:
Hey, the show's not over yet. There's still time.
[email] wrote:
No. These would be funnier...........
- Elaine throws Puddy down the stairs.
- Jerry vomits on Newman.
- Jerry and Newman throw kicks.(with elaine)
- George becomes bulemic. (like his model girlfriend)
- Kramer concocts another brilliant plan which backfires and results in the deaths of the four of them.
Final episode summary: Joe Davola, bell tower, rapid-fire machine gun. ......Need I say more?
That would TRUELY be a classic...and gets away with it...ha ha hah ha ha
How exactly do you come up with a plan that somehow kills you and your 3 best friends and get away with it?
Mike
On 29 Mar 1998 21:02:30 GMT, [email] (Rinso365) regurgitated:
hey, this *is* Seinfeld we're talking about...
Here's my list.
- Lanie vacuuming.
- Lanie vacuuming wearing just some clunky shoes.
- Lanie vacuuming smoking a cigar.
- Lanie...oh...never mind...
High Five, WT
WTP wrote in article <[email] t>...
You wouldn't be a Dick Van Dyke Show fan, would you? ;-)
here's mine: #1 Teri Hatchers perfect breast #2 Jerry and Elaines ' friend's ugly baby #3 How George actually makes out with a woman while eating a sandwich. #4 Newman actually working #5 Teri Hatcher's perfect breast
5. George and Jerry getting in a fight to end the mystery of who would win the fight 4. Newman goes postal 3. George becomes an architect 2. Kramerica Industries takes off 1. Elaine dates someone named Art Vandelay
No no this is better
5. Elaine dumps Puddy for real and marries Mr. Peterman 4. Newman going Postal! 3. Elaine and Mr. Costanza kicking Kramers ass 2. Jerry vomits onscreen 1. Kramer come up with plan to get President Clinton out of trouble in all these sexual harrassment cases
[email] wrote:
1 How about George's girlfiend that walked up on the deck topless 2 Elaine's sauna view of Sidra 3 Kramer's story about the bus and the little pinky toe 4
How about GEORGE getting a job with the White House to help the President out of his troubles by teaching him how to become a master liar. (No-one say anything!) Okay, here's a line, "Mr President, if every instict you have is wrong, then the opposite must be right. Instead of Monica in the Oval Office, how about Hillary in the bedroom?"
On Sat, 28 Mar 1998 13:36:16 -0800, [email] wrote:
On an early episode, it might have been the pilot, George mentions how his life might be better if he did the opposite. I wish they had done an episode where George really did try the opposite. That would have been a great episode. But there are still a few episodes left. Maybe he will.
Jim Kennemur wrote:
He DID do the opposite of everything in that very same episode. He ordered chicken salad on rye with a cup of tea instead of tuna on toast. Instead of being withdrawn, he approached a woman and flat out told her he was unemployed and lived with his parents. When he applied for a job with the Yankees, he told George Steinbrenner when he REALLY thought of him. 'Member now?
Jim Kennemur wrote:
They already did; you must have missed it.
"My name is George. I'm unemployed and I live with my parents."
Jonathan
In article , [email] (Jim Kennemur) writes:
Happened already. Episode title was "The Opposite". Sounds like you might have seen it.
I'm not picking on anyone in particular here but don't you notice that someone has already replied? Why are we repeating ourselves here? We have 4 msgs that say almost exactly the same thing.
Mitchell Virchick wrote in message ...
his life
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episode. But
George wrote:
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One problem is the time delay between the time a message is posted by a member of the group and the time the ISP gets it uploaded and then the other member's ISP gets articles updated.
A person may think he/she is the only responder because the other posts have not yet shown up.
Or, some people just like to add their $.02
I'm not picking on anyone in particular here but don't you notice that someone has already replied? Why are we repeating ourselves here? We have 4 msgs that say almost exactly the same thing.
SEE - Just like Dave and Me...
Dave wrote:
There was an episode where George did the opposite, Thats how he landed hisjob with the Yankees
his life
where
episode. But
Jim Kennemur wrote in article ...
his life
where
episode. But
There was, indeed, an episode in which George actually did it, and everything went his way. He gets his job with the Yankees in this episode because he told off Steinbrenner--who promptly demanded that George be hired.
Mr. Castanza bitch-slaps Mrs. Castanza
George ll ll ll ll ll
Elaine ll ll ll ll ll
Jerry ll ll ll ll ll
Elaine gets a scorching case of the clap!
On Sat, 28 Mar 1998 13:36:16 -0800, [email] wrote:
A foursome