Ever scince I heard the news I've held a gun to my head here in the dark dank apartment just wondering ........... what has become of this world, a world without seinfeld. I'm out.
Contemplating Suicide
Dec 31, 199730 posts by 13 postersalt.tv.seinfeld
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Fans react emotionally to Seinfeld's series finale, with humorous hyperbole about the show ending and discussion of whether the joke was in poor taste.
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I apoligize for this post, it seemed funny at the time because all these people were over-reacting to the end of the show. I guess it was in bad taste because people actually do kill themselves over such trivial things.
FunnyBoy wrote:
No need for apology. People with sense of humor found your message very funny.
maro
In , Dave Adams writes:
Still, with all the unstable types killing themselves over Black Sabbath albums or Dungeons & Dragons games, you never know who's serious.
Dave wrote:
But Dave, if people want to commit suicide and don't succeed first time around, we must give them many chances to try again until they succeed. :)
maro
In , Dave Adams writes:
Dave wrote:
When Jerry made that joke, I found it hysterical and I loved it. But then again, that is why I love his humor, he can make a joke out of every taboo subject. He is a genius.
To answer your question, no one in my family has ever committed suicide.
maro
On Tue, 06 Jan 1998 18:00:54 -0500, Dave Adams wrote:
Maro, YOU insensitive BASTARD!!
Joel Rifkin wrote:
Wow, talk about PC person with no sense of humor. Let me guess, you are crying for help and looking for someone to hold your hand.
maro
No not really insensitive, he just has a different perspective. Someone close
to me took her own life a few years ago and I guess that's just one subject
I can no longer find any humor in. Not even dark humor. If Maro had gone
through something similar, his opinions may be different.
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(Hammer nail here--> <-- for a new monitor.)
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In article , [email] wrote:
Now I'm a wuss! I can't handle this, I'm going to kill myself again! This time I aint backin down baby!
"Pulp couldn't make it across the table. Pulp can move baby!"
BANG!
On Thu, 01 Jan 1998 00:30:33 GMT, [email] (FunnyBoy) wrote:
This is a prime example of someone who REALLY needs a life. C'mon man, suicide isn't a joke.
Told ya' so.
rick
Rolando wrote:
Why not?
maro
On Thu, 01 Jan 1998 10:51:53 -0500, Dave Adams wrote:
WHY NOT?? Because taking your own life is stupid. It is also a lack of respect towards the one who gave us life. That's why!
Rolando wrote:
Stop being so PC.
maro
On Thu, 01 Jan 1998 17:14:40 -0500, Dave Adams wrote:
It's not being PC, it's being MC...Moraly Correct.
Rolando wrote:
Only in your opinion your holiness.
maro
On Fri, 02 Jan 1998 18:24:02 -0500, Dave Adams wrote:
Well, excuse me for wanting to live and not enjoying other's suffering.
Rolando wrote:
I bet "Seinfeld" goes right over your head your holiness.
maro
On Sat, 03 Jan 1998 17:19:41 -0500, Dave Adams wrote:
Yea, Einstein, that's why I read and post on a Seinfeld newsgroup. Why don't you grow up and end this pointless thread. My original intent was to point out the twisted aspect of considering suicide a joke. I have accomplished that and therefore will no longer continue this thread.
Rolando wrote:
When and where did you manage to accomplish your point about suicide jokes?
maro
[email] (Rolando) wrote:
This thread is great! It is showing me who to put a "kill" on.
Everything is funn, or can be made to be funny. Ever seen Seinfeld?
Don't forget to take it off safety.
But as I said days ago.......The warm bath and anticoagulants is the way to go.
noo... Johnny, Johnny!!!!!!!! Just reminded my of a certain Simpsons ep. FunnyBoy wrote in article ...
dank
world
Pull the trigger funny boy.