Seinfeld Of Borg... The Show About Irrelevance

Nov 7, 19982 posts by 2 postersalt.tv.seinfeld
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I can get a warp coil cheap from a Borg Drone. It's Assimilated American. Resistance is futile. (the Borg consider this scene irrelevant and had it cut in assimilation)

Jimmy says resistance is futile. Jimmy says you will be assimilated.

The valet has B.O.R.G. And it's assimilating up the starship.

I'm much more comfortable assimilating people behind their backs.

Did you see the way 7 of 9 was looking at me? She's a Borg, George, a Borg! I know, I know. Kind of a cute Borg, though.

I am Seinfeld of Borg. Not that there's anything wrong with that!

I am Seinfeld of Borg... Yadda Yadda Yadda... You will be assimilated.

I am Elaine of Borg. You are not Borgworthy. You will not be assimilated.

I am Seinfeld of Borg. Not if there is anything with that.

Those doves were assimilated!

If I have a son, I'll name him Seven of Nine.

It's the Bubble Borg!

Assimilation Now! Assimilation Now!

I like the name Borg. It sounds like a John Houseman name. "Hello Mr. _Borg_. It's nice assimilating you Mr. _Borg_."

You're assimilating independent George!

Have you assimilated your own domain?

The Soup Borg: No assimilation for you!

But I don't want to be a Borg!

What's the deal with species 8472? They're assimilated, they're independent... Why can't they make up their minds?

I have never been assimilated. In fact in my family we were forbidden to go out with anyone who has been assimilated.

That's it George. You are out of the Great Link!

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[email] wrote:...All the Borg stuff...

CUTE AND CLEVER - I like it.

Do you have the whole list of them from a few months ago too? Or is this all of them?

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