I Hate Newman

Mar 13, 19974 posts by 4 postersalt.tv.seinfeld
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HI, I don't really hate Newman, but as someone said, we all know a Newman...I knew someone who played the accordian at all the grammar school assembly programs. If you took Kenny Banya and mixed his personality with Newman's you would come up with this classmate called Bernard. Every year I'd hope and pray he'd be in another classroom, as we had two of each grade in my school, but, alas, he was in my classroom throughout elementary school. The Hermit

I knew a freak like that in high school. Every day at lunch he'd shuffle up and demand, pop-quiz style, the name of the Ewok who stole the speeder bike in "Return of the Jedi". I can guarantee you that his name was "Papaloo", but I hate that movie now.

I just want to say that I like Newman. I think he's adorable. Always look forward to his appearance on the show.

I do wonder why he stopped seeing Margaret.

"Hello, Newman"

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