The Bris - Monday - Don't Miss it

The Bris - Jerry & Elaine become godparents and must find a rabbi. The rabbi has my vote for "Top 10 guest actors". He is hilarious. Don't miss it.

Mike

Mike wrote:

Darling, you see where that glass is? How that glass is near the edge of the table. You got the whole table there to put the glass, why you chose the absolute edge, so half the glass is hanging off the table, you breath and that glass falls over, then you're gonna have broken glass on the carpet, embedded in the carpet fibers, deep, deep in the shag, broken glass, bits of broken glass that you never get out. you can't get it out with a vacuum cleaner. Even on your hands and knees with a magnifying glass, you can't get all the pieces, and then you think you got it all and two years later, you're walkin' barefoot and you step on a piece of broken glass and you kill yourself, is that what you want? I don't think you want that, is it? .. Do you?

What was also funny: Could you send me to a worse neighborhood.God forbid I get mugged on the subway. I would be lying there, people spitting on me and going thru my pockets. I would be lying there like an animal. Like a mutt! Like a mongrel!

Also, This is not a play. This is not a baggy pants (fauze?) This is a sacred covenant between God and Abraham or whatever. The News Guy (Mike) wrote in message ...

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It was a mohel they were looking for.Is that like a rabbi?

Mike wrote in message ...

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He runs a very close second place to Mr. Bookman, the library detective.

no way!!! bookman rulz!!!

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