THE FINAL SEINFELD

How do they end the show now after all the over the top plots since Susan died. The writers have dug themselves a hole by trying to compete with that fanstastic ending. Now how the hell do you end it? I'm telling you, they will all die in the last scene!

On Tue, 4 Mar 1997, it was written:

I thought of a good finally. Remember that guy from Pakistan who was deported because Jerry lost his mail that contained his visa application. At the end of that show, he said he would someday return to get his revenge against Seinfeld. They should make a show where he returns to NY and gets his revenge by blowing up the whole cast. The only negative conseqence is that it would reiforce the stereotype of Mid Easterners as being suicidal terrorists.

I have another idea for a Seinfeld that I like much better. They should do a spoof or whatever about that little boy at Yankee Stadium (Jeff Maier) who caugth a fly ball by Derek Jeeter during the 1996 playoffs. The ball should have been caught for an out, but that boy stuck his arm out and interfered with the game which gave the Yankees a homerun which caused Baltimore, the team that was winning, to loose.

They should have Kramer do the exact same thing, but it would be the other way around. The ball he catches would give the opposing team a grand slam home run causing the Yankees to loose. After he catches it, 50 some thousand Yankee fans (who already happen to be the rudist and meanist baseball fans) would all be trying to kill him. After the game is over, Steinbrenner will fire George Costanza because of his association with Kramer. George has been at that job too long, he's not supposed to be that lucky.

Stego Saurus

Seifeld's Last Episode

Title: The Asteroid

On Tue, 11 Mar 1997 21:27:28 -0800, Wolffman wrote:

Or: The Electric Chair.

In this episode, the 2nd half of a two-parter, Jerry is tried for murdering Kramer after he just simply took too much food out of Jerry's apartment. Actually that's Elaine's advice to Jerry for a defense. Unfortunately, the jury doesn't buy it and Jerry is convicted.

During the sentencing phase of his trial, his best character witnesses, Elaine & George, share a cab which gets caught in a huge traffic jam. The only ones available to speak on Jerry's behalf are Newman and Banya, neither of whom have very many nice things to say to mitigate the punishment. Jerry is sentenced to death in the electric chair.

George and Elaine both come up to Sing-Sing to say their final goodbyes to Jerry at the execution. Elaine has brought a date. The executioner is a woman whom George tries to pick up. George is successful. As he & the executioner embrace they back up against the switch...

Fade to Black... End of Series.

That is sooo awful!!

kurt, [email] wrote:

I think they should all get arrested by Briscoe and Curtis. Briscoe will say "See how many laughs you get in Attica." or something...

Julia Louis-Dreyfus has this suggestion...she thinks the final episode should see all of the characters finally resolve all the kinks and flaws in their lives (especially their inability to have mature relationships, but in Kramer's case, a sense of overall direction in his life as well). Then, as they go out to dinner to celebrate, they are all run over and incinerated by an out-of-control propane truck. (She made the comment in Entertainment Magazine last fall.)

Hey, it was her idea, not mine... Bob Smith, afternoons WXXI-AM 1370, Rochester NY

Jerry and Elaine finally admit to each other that they belong together. However Elaine reveals that those time that Julia L-D was hiding her pregnancies it was actually Elaine who was pregnant with Jerry's love children. Jerry is taken aback since children are SO MESSY! They've been known to throw things in the toilet, even!

George finally wins over Marisa Tomei, He beds and weds her. They both agree it was the best sex they ever had. But then George learns that Susan's will had a secret codicil that stated he would inherit all of her money only if he was to remain unmarried for a certain length of time. The foundation board informs him that he missed it by one day. George is so perturbed by this he can no longer errrr 'perform' with Marisa.

Newman and Kramer get married, not because their gay; just to prove once and for all that their really isn't anything wrong wwith that.

They all meet for one last time at the coffee shop before it is torn down to make way for a Kenny Rogers Chicken Roaster franchise.

A la "The Cosby Show," George and Kramer should waltz off the set together. Jerry should take off in a helicopter, while Elaine rides along on a motorcycle (a la M*A*S*H). The rest of the minor characters (Jerry's uncle, Marisa Tomei, Newman, Bruce Davidson, etc.) should wander into Jerry's apartment looking for all of them, and be crushed under a 16 Ton weight. Or not.

Episode Title: Nuclear Holocaust --- Kramer's Cuban friends sell him a

thermonuclear device.