favorite quotes

I'm starting alist of Seinfeld and Friends quotes. Any help would be greatly appriciated, send me your favorites! thanx.

"Hey, It's George, I have nothing to say." -George Costanza

"Hi, I'm Chandler, could I BE wearing any more clothes?" -Joey

"His legs flail about as if independant from his body." -Chandler Bing

"It shrinks?!?...Why?....I don't know how you guys walk around with those things..."-Elaine Benes

Brian Medendorp wrote in message ...

Isn't that called a "script"??? homerr

things..."-Elaine Benes<

***more like:
G             Do women know about shrinkage..??
L             You mean like laundry?
G             No.......You know...............
L             It Shrinks...???
J(G?)      Like a frightened turtle!
L :shrugging: I dont know how you guys walk around with those things.***

It Shrinks...???

In The Menage a Trois, Costanza, Lord of the Idiots asks, "What about the massage situation...is any work being done...any finger manipulation...and if so ...who's making the request?"

LEGGGS wrote in article ...

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Also in the menage ep..."Do you get down on your knees and thank God that you have access to my dementia" - ALL TIME CLASSIC

"Lord of the manor, Jerry" and Queen of the castle Elaine." From the "master of your domain" episode.

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Sure here's one of my favourited: My whole life is a lesbian wedding (Chandler).

Mark

My all time favourite would have to be: "Oh no, two women love me; they're both gorgeous and sexy; my wallet's too small for my fifties; and my diamond shoes are too tight." CHANDLER (have sound file as well).

"I'm Joey, I'm an actor, I don't know squat about dinosaurs!" JOEY (obviously). And I have the sound for that too.

Are you after just short quotes, or are longer ones good as well? For example: "You always assume you're going to find somebody. But what if I NEVER find anybody? Or even worse, what if I've already found the right woman but dumped her 'cause - 'cause she pronounces it "supposebly"?" CHANDLER.

Jodie

Any quotes will do, I'm just making a big list of all kinds of them, and then I will write a script (a lotlike the fortune script) to insert one randomly into my signature file, or something, like that.

Jodie Leighton wrote:

Elaine:"GET OUT!"

"Hey I married a lesbian to make you look good." CHANDLER

Now if that is wrong, forgive me. And then go correct it yourself. I'm taking that one from my memory of when I last saw that episode and it was a long time ago. But it's something like that.

Jodie

Right quote, wrong quoter. Chandler never married anyone. It was Ross

Yeah Yeah I know my last written quote was said by Ross, not Chandler, but I fell into the ideal that all the good lines belong to Chandler. I mean most of them do.

Jodie

How about in S1, Monica in response to something Rachel had said:

Pot, this is kettle..., you're black.

Rusty Rusty

Chandler Bing: "Gum would be perfection"

Too many Seinfeld ones to list.

One of mine, is from the Babyshower episode (#15):

"Elaine who catered this, Sears"??

Leslie (pregnant woman) to Elaine regarding the food at the baby shower Elaine threw for her.

George: I drive them to lesbianism. He brings them back.

Kramer: Who could love me?

							-Ray.