don't ya love elaine

"Can I have a medium diet coke?"
    "Do you want the medium size or the middle size?"
"What's the difference?"
    "Well, we have three sizes - medium, large and jumbo."
"What happened to the small?"
    "There is no small.  Small's medium."
"What's medium?"
    "Medium's large and large is jumbo."
"Okay, give me the large."
    "That's medium."
"Right.  Can I have a small popcorn?"
    "There is no small.  Child-size is small."
"What's medium?"
    "Adult."
"Do adults ever order the child-size?"
    "Not usually."
"Okay, give me the adult."
    "Do you want butter?"
"Is it real butter?"
    "It's butter flavoring."
"What is it made of?"
    "It's yellow."
                   - Elaine and a woman behind the
                     snack counter, in "The Movie"