Final Episode

On Wed, 14 Jan 1998 12:43:53 -0800, Patrick Davitt wrote:

Maybe they'll ALL go off to Hollywood and therefore disappear from the constellation of serious artists!

No, don't rule out multiple deaths 'cuz as long as its funny it'll be okay. Just don't expect Elaine, George, Jerry, and Kramer to get killed off.

No, don't rule out multiple deaths 'cuz as long as its funny it'll be okay. Just don't expect Elaine, George, Jerry, and Kramer to get killed off.

Someone recently posted a message saying that they should end the series with the characters at Monk's like always, and I agree. This is a good idea. Although I always thought that inevitably, Babu would return and brutally kill them all. Teamed up with Delripple (ex-president of NBC, sp?), who had developed the insane crush on Elaine.

BTW, the absolute best part of the latest episode was the 8-ball jacket. It kicked ass.

-DK

I think they should all die licking stamps for invitations for Kramer's BACK TO WORK party.

what is the date of the final episode?

Amy at Columbia U. asks: what is the date of the final episode?

It'll air May 14 after being taped April 8.

And get this: NBC reportedly expects to sell half-minute ad time for $1.5 million or more, according to a USA Today report this morning. That's $200,000 more than the Super Bowl rates, and about triple what Seinfeld 30-second spots go for now.

Guess a whole lot of us will tune in, eh?!

-- alan / detroit

SandALAN wrote:

I know I'll tune in. Though since it'll air on a Thursday, I won't be able to watch it and I'll have to get somebody at my house to tape it for me.

Ronald J. Whalen wrote:

Do fill us in on the utterly thrilling details of your life..........

;-)

[email] (Rinso365) wrote:

  Yeah, me too.  I also have to make sure that they do not leave it on
SLP mode. You see, I usually tape Springer and the simpsons and the
early seinfeld re-runs. So really, I have to put another tape in.  Ya
know? I don't have a tape right now.  I am going to have to go to the
store to get one.  I will probably get the good kind.  I usually buy
the cheaper taps because I usually tape over and over..the same
routine. Springer, Simpsons, Seinfeld.  Hey look! They all start with
S!!! So soes start!! and so!!!  This is cool!!
   Anyways, I will go to Pathmark to get the tape, they usually have
them on sale.  Super Fresh also has a good price. Maybe in the morning
that day, I will do some price comparison.  Sometimes I like to go to
the video store to get them. The problem there is, if I want to buy
Dorito's, they are really expensive at the video store.  But this IS a
special occasion, so maybe I can spend the extra little bit.   Oh
drats, I need deodorant.  Why is it that you never know deodorant is
running out until that plastic scrapes your armpit hairs off??  I hate
waking up on a cold morning...getting out ofthe shower, smelling my
undies to see if they are clean, then scraping the hairs off my arm.
That is why I try to buy a few deodorants at a time.  I avoid it this
way.  I will weigh my deodorant, and when it reaches a certain weight,
I toss it and open a new one.  I enjoy shopping for deodorant. It is
exciting.  There are so many flavors to smell, it is almost like going
to a food buffet.  And they have such cool names.  Musk. Sport.
Active.  Why don't they just have "Right Guard Lazy Slob"??  Who do
they think they are kidding?  Do I smell active if I use that flavor?
And why would you want to smell "active"??  Isn't that the smell you
are trying to hide? And why does some deodorant smell like cologne? Is
this for the cheap people who can't afford cologne? Its like, you are
in an elavator, and someone sniffs it, and asks what cologne you have.
"Drakkar? Polo?"   "No, Mennan Musk"  Why do professional athletes
like Chrles Barkley advertise deodorant?  When do we see these guys?
When they are sweating their butts off.  We rarely see these guys
clean and smelling nice. That tells me, if I wear that, I am going to
sweat pretty bad.  And why do people wear that God awful cheap
perfume?  You know, the stuff that you find in the dollar store? A
buck a gallon? And it seems the worse it smells, the more they put
on......What, do you think you are doing? Do you think the smell gets
better the thicker you lay it on? It doesn't.......go home, shower,
and use deodorant instead of perfume tomorrow.  Anyways. After I
scrape my armpits, I usually drive to work. That is fun.  The worst
thing about driving, is the radio.  Why do stations decide to all play
commercials at the same time?  You go to 93.3, they say they will be
right back. You flip to 94.5, commercial. 97.5, 100.3, 101.5, 102.1
all the same thing.  I really think this is a conspiracy between the
radio stations and the auto insurance companies.  Think about it. you
have every driver changing the channels all at one time, their eyes
are on the radio dial and not on the road.....Unless they are lucky
enough to have their radio remote on the steering wheel.  How lazy can
you be, that you don't want to stretch your arm 6 inches to the radio?
And why is it, when people show off their steering wheel remotes, they
have to turn the music up all the way?  How is this more effective in
proving that it really is a steering wheel remote than simply changing
the channel once?  Am I sitting there looking, and I hear the channel
change, and doubting it?  And as soon as I lose my eardrums, am I then
saying "Oh yeah. you were right."??
   And why do people bother anymore with car alarms?  Do you react
when you hear one if you know it is not yours?  And why do people with
Pintos use the Club?  Who the hell wants a Pinto? The damn club is
worth more than your whole car.
   So, what do you think? Where should I get the tape?

Buffalo Billy

If you care to respond, I think you will know what to do if you look at the return address....if not, you are not worth talking to anyways.........

Billy wrote:

SLP mode. You see, I usually tape Springer and the simpsons and the
early seinfeld re-runs. So really, I have to put another tape in.  Ya
know? I don't have a tape right now.  I am going to have to go to the
store to get one.  I will probably get the good kind.  I usually buy
the cheaper taps because I usually tape over and over..the same
routine. Springer, Simpsons, Seinfeld.  Hey look! They all start with
S!!! So soes start!! and so!!!  This is cool!!
   Anyways, I will go to Pathmark to get the tape, they usually have
them on sale.  Super Fresh also has a good price. Maybe in the morning
that day, I will do some price comparison.  Sometimes I like to go to
the video store to get them. The problem there is, if I want to buy
Dorito's, they are really expensive at the video store.  But this IS a
special occasion, so maybe I can spend the extra little bit.   Oh
drats, I need deodorant.  Why is it that you never know deodorant is
running out until that plastic scrapes your armpit hairs off??  I hate
waking up on a cold morning...getting out ofthe shower, smelling my
undies to see if they are clean, then scraping the hairs off my arm.
That is why I try to buy a few deodorants at a time.  I avoid it this
way.  I will weigh my deodorant, and when it reaches a certain weight,
I toss it and open a new one.  I enjoy shopping for deodorant. It is
exciting.  There are so many flavors to smell, it is almost like going
to a food buffet.  And they have such cool names.  Musk. Sport.
Active.  Why don't they just have "Right Guard Lazy Slob"??  Who do
they think they are kidding?  Do I smell active if I use that flavor?
And why would you want to smell "active"??  Isn't that the smell you
are trying to hide? And why does some deodorant smell like cologne? Is
this for the cheap people who can't afford cologne? Its like, you are
in an elavator, and someone sniffs it, and asks what cologne you have.
"Drakkar? Polo?"   "No, Mennan Musk"  Why do professional athletes
like Chrles Barkley advertise deodorant?  When do we see these guys?
When they are sweating their butts off.  We rarely see these guys
clean and smelling nice. That tells me, if I wear that, I am going to
sweat pretty bad.  And why do people wear that God awful cheap
perfume?  You know, the stuff that you find in the dollar store? A
buck a gallon? And it seems the worse it smells, the more they put
on......What, do you think you are doing? Do you think the smell gets
better the thicker you lay it on? It doesn't.......go home, shower,
and use deodorant instead of perfume tomorrow.  Anyways. After I
scrape my armpits, I usually drive to work. That is fun.  The worst
thing about driving, is the radio.  Why do stations decide to all play
commercials at the same time?  You go to 93.3, they say they will be
right back. You flip to 94.5, commercial. 97.5, 100.3, 101.5, 102.1
all the same thing.  I really think this is a conspiracy between the
radio stations and the auto insurance companies.  Think about it. you
have every driver changing the channels all at one time, their eyes
are on the radio dial and not on the road.....Unless they are lucky
enough to have their radio remote on the steering wheel.  How lazy can
you be, that you don't want to stretch your arm 6 inches to the radio?
And why is it, when people show off their steering wheel remotes, they
have to turn the music up all the way?  How is this more effective in
proving that it really is a steering wheel remote than simply changing
the channel once?  Am I sitting there looking, and I hear the channel
change, and doubting it?  And as soon as I lose my eardrums, am I then
saying "Oh yeah. you were right."??
   And why do people bother anymore with car alarms?  Do you react
when you hear one if you know it is not yours?  And why do people with
Pintos use the Club?  Who the hell wants a Pinto? The damn club is
worth more than your whole car.
   So, what do you think? Where should I get the tape?

Buffalo Billy<<<

No mas!!!

Billy wrote:

This is the funniest message I've read today. Thank you Billy. :)

maro