What episode was this...

where Elaine had a new boyfriend who was a Christian and she felt odd that he didn't mind that she wasn't. What was the title and where can I get a copy of it?

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Could it possibly be "The Burning", when she and David Puddy argue about her going to Hell, and "The heat! My God, the Heat!"

On 30 Jun 2003 19:53:48 GMT, [email] (Aejay16) wrote:

Yep, it's the Burning... New scene. Elaine's hallway. The door opens, Puddy steps out in his bathrobe. There's a newspaper in front of the door across from Elaine's.

Puddy: Elaine, they forgot to deliver your paper today. Why don't you just grab that one.

Elaine: 'Cause that belongs to Mr. Potato Guy, that's his.

Puddy: C'mon, get it.

Elaine: Well if you want it, you get it.

Puddy: Sorry, thou shalt not steal.

Elaine: Oh, but it's ok for me?

Puddy: What do you care, you know where you're going.

Elaine: Alright, that is it! I can't live like this.

Puddy: Nah.

Elaine: C'mon.

Puddy: Alright, what did I do?

Elaine: David, I'm going to hell! The worst place in the world! With devils and those caves and the ragged clothing! And the heat! My god, the heat! I mean, what do you think about all that?

Puddy: Gonna be rough.

Elaine: Uh, you should be trying to save me!

Puddy: Don't boss me! This is why you're going to hell.

Elaine: I am not going to hell and if you think I'm going to hell, you should care that I'm going to hell even though I am not.

Puddy: You stole my Jesus fish, didn't you?

Elaine: Yeah, that's right!

Elaine places her hands beside her head, index fingers raised as 'horns' and she emits a gutteral growling sound.

New scene. Mt Sanai Hospital. The actors are gathered. Mickey is practicing his part.

Mickey: Oh, my liver! Why did I drink all those years? Why did I look for love in a bottle?

Dr. Wexler: Mr. Kramer? You're up.

Kramer walks in, his face is noticably yellow.

Mickey: Wait a minute. You are doing gonorrhea, aren't you?

Kramer: Well, we'll see.

Student #2: So, what seems to be bothering you today, Mr. Kramer?

Kramer (pulling a liquor bottle from his jacket pocket): Well, I guess it started about twenty years ago when I got back from Viet Nam, and this was the only friend I had left.

Mickey: Hey! That's my cirrhosis! He's stealing my cirrhosis! (he jumps Kramer) You wanna be sick? I'll make you sick.

They fall to the floor, wrestling.

Student #2: Cirrhosis of the liver and PCP addiction?

Wavking!