Favorite Newman line

"No one has ever cracked the 50% barrier"

"VILE WEED!!!"

:)

-verbila

"With one call,the place will be swarming with mailmen".(After being arrested for dognapping).

Mike wrote:

That's good, but better--from the same episode:

When the cops come to his door, he opens it, sees them, then asks, "What took you so long?"

Cracks me up every time.

"Alright! You keep it a secret! But remember, when you control the mail, you control....INFORMATION!"

Andy MacAskill wrote:

Perhaps it got lost...in the mail.. The Betrayal

Verbila wrote in message news:[email]...

"When you control the mail, you control... INFORMATION."

These were not easy questions,..for any man.

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I think this is THE best,

when Tim Wheatly doesn't give him the tickets he promised Newman,

"I hope his electricity bill doesn't get lost in the mail............or it will be lights out for him."

"Once, Twice, Three times..... ahhhhhhhh the humanity!"

That has to be the best.

Well, I wouldn't hear of it. I said, "Nice try, granny!" And I sent her to the back of the line!