The Beach (yet another list...)

OK, the Kramer's Ideas List is complete, the Coffee list is about complete... so how about "the beach"?

Our favourite foursome live in apartments in the heart of New York City yet a number of events occurred "at the beach" or at the ocean.

Can you name events and episodes where events occurred that involved "The Beach"? I have been thinking about it and there are a lot more than I thought at first. I would include any type of shoreline, or ocean events, as "beach" even if it did not involve sand.

Examples ============= Kramer's cologne Kramer's golf shots George's whale rescue ... ... etc.

Jerry mulls over marriage on the boardwalk.

Jerry rides with the naked guy on the subway out to Coney Island.

"The Opposite"

Jerry: " Speaking of having it all... Where were you?" George: " I went to the beach...." Jerry and Elaine: "Ahhhh....the beach...."

Mo

George cries while watching "Beaches" (Bette Midler movie).

Kramer poaches the lobster traps. (Same episode: George's girlfriend topless on the beach)

George takes the Mr. & Mrs. Ross to his "house" in the Hamptons...they end up on the beach.

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art vandelay wrote:

• LOL - I missed that one! Nice.

In article , "The News Guy(Mike)" wrote:

actually it was Jerry's emotional girlfriend who cried during Beaches. George cried during Home Alone, which has nothing to do with the beach. The reference still holds true though.

Kramer steals lobster (aka Shrinkage aka The Ugly Baby)

The Finale - Kramer comes back from the beach, he has water in his ear, ergo the end of Seinfeld.

The Hamptons - Kramer finds the lobsters on the rocks

The Slicer - The boom-box guy on the beach

The Slicer - George may need a new job, perhaps the coast guard

The Marine Biologist - Kramer has sand all over him

plus some more [that I can't think of]

What about "The Hamptons"? All the different references to the Hamptons.. what's Hampton without the ocean?

The News Guy(Mike) wrote in message ...

Can we count "The Nap" where Kramer goes swimming in the East River?

Your list, Mike, so I'll let you make the call :)

--JKB

Jason Barber wrote:

Yep, I would count any; beach, ocean, shoreline...

There is one I have on the list no one has mentioned yet - it is a bit obscure and involves 'a magazine'.

I know this one...when George gives Kramer his plane ticket to "i-don't-know-where- but-close-to-the-beach" and while there, Kramer meets some girls that were in a photo session for the Swimsuit edition of Sports Illustrated. Who does he refer to...Elle Mcpherson?

Genevi�ve wrote in message ...

Oh yeah... they played backgammon together, didn't they?

-JKB

Not just backgammon.

NUDE backgammon!

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"Genevi�ve" wrote:

Bravo. C'est correct.

Don't know the title of the episode. But it's new. When Kramer comes pulling up with his car all crazy-like with Elaine with him and see's Jerry and George on the streets and Kramer says: (paraphrasing)

"Hey Jerry, what a great day huh?" "Yeah, there's something in the air, there's something in the air." Jerry: "Who are you ---so and so--?" Kramer: "Lets go to the beach!"

I might be mistaken....MIKE??!?!

that was in the finale KP

wasnt that the beginning of the last episode?

ruthie.

Phil R. ��� ������ ... Don't know the title of the episode. But it's new. When Kramer comes pulling up with his car all crazy-like with Elaine with him and see's Jerry and George on the streets and Kramer says: (paraphrasing)

"Hey Jerry, what a great day huh?" "Yeah, there's something in the air, there's something in the air." Jerry: "Who are you ---so and so--?" Kramer: "Lets go to the beach!"

I might be mistaken....MIKE??!?!

naftala wrote:

You are correct, someone has mentioned that episode. The 'so and so' is Burt Lancaster - making reference to his movie The Rainmaker.(not the recent Grisham one)

Mike typed:

>You are correct, someone has

I want credit for that one! <whine> No one mentioned "The Finale" on this thread.

Phil

The News Guy(Mike) wrote in message news:[email]...

-Ok then.... "George , the Ocean called....... they're running out of shrimp..!

In article , "The News Guy(Mike)" wrote:

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At the beach, George was contemplating what happened to his life in "The Opposite". He was also there when he decided to propose to Susan in "The Engagement", IIRC. (Jerry redoes that scene in "The Invitations".) The Seinfelds were stuck with the Costanzas on an ocean cruise in the end of one of the hourlong episodes.

The Raincoats

what about george on the boardwalk, thinking about marriage..does that count

Who can forget : "Is there a marine biologist here?"

I believe that line is: "Is anyone here a marine biologist?"

"The sea was angry that day my friends" or something like that...what's the exact quote?

Andy MacAskill wrote in message ...

McWig wrote in message ...

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"... like an old man trying to send back soup at a deli."

-JKB

Jason Barber wrote in message news:7k8nt2$hpu$[email]...

... Is it a Titleist?

Kramer hitting golf balls out to sea (The Marine Biologist).

Ollie

"Oh, yeah! Well, the jerk store called and they're running out of you!" =)

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I can't remember the specifics, but I seem to recall an episode that had a Beach Boys' song ("Wouldn't It Be Nice"?). Little help, anyone?

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